A bretzel is started when a man goons whilst recording the audio. Then he sends said audio to another man who in turn goons to aforementioned audio while recording a second audio containing both the original audio and the newly created goon sounds. Then this second man will send this new audio to the original gooner who will repeat the process, henceforth creating a perpetual gooning matrix.

“Hey bro send me the updated bretzel file”.

Bretzel by prestige_gooner69 February 12, 2025

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Brezel

1) A food. Kinda like bread but tied in a bow.
2) Kawaii boy 𝓟𝓻𝔃𝓮𝓶𝔂𝓼𝔀𝓪𝔀

A: 'What you eating?'
B: 'A Brezel'

Brezel by Maybe𝓟𝓻𝔃𝓮𝓶𝔂𝓼𝔀𝓪𝔀 May 26, 2021

Brettell

In greek terms, they say that Brettell comes from a long family line of people who make clothes. In particularly suspenders. Brettell also comes from the United Kingdom. The surname Brettell was first found in Hereford where they held a family seat as Lords of the Manor. After the Battle of Hastings in 1066.
Some famous people who died as a Brettell.
Caroline Brettell (born 1950), American cultural anthropologist.
David Brettell (born 1956), English cricketer.
Frank Brettell (1862–1936), English-born Irish football player, manager and administrator.
Gordon Brettell (1915–1944), British Royal Air Force pilot and prisoner of war, murdered during the "Great Escape".
Jacob Brettell (1793–1862), English Unitarian minister.

The Brettells are coming over for dinner.

Brettell by Amybunny October 15, 2019

breezely

A rare insult used to demine people's intelligence. A very unknown Australian slang, originating from Queensland, it has been absorbed to have spread its influence to other places in Australian and even to the neighbouring New Zealand.

"That guy is a bit of a Breezely"
"i know right what a fucking 10 year old"

breezely by ProxiBoi May 28, 2020

Brentzel

A noun. A sexual position where a male is placed on his back with his legs behind and another male preforms sexual penetration.

Man that guy was great in bed last night. I put him in a brentzel and gave it to him good!

Brentzel by shrimper565 October 19, 2009

Brotzel

German word for bread baker (brotz)

Usually a last name

Brotzel, that's a good ass last name! Maybe they make bread!!

Brotzel by Gwen Nobel August 20, 2013

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.

Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?

city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006

Word of the Day on September 17, 2026