bretzel 

A biscuit shaped like a wide knot. Often accompanied by beer. Presently at war with the pretzel. Only difference between the two is a letter.

These bretzels are making me thirsty.

bretzel by myfras July 2, 2012

Bretzel 

A bretzel is started when a man goons whilst recording the audio. Then he sends said audio to another man who in turn goons to aforementioned audio while recording a second audio containing both the original audio and the newly created goon sounds. Then this second man will send this new audio to the original gooner who will repeat the process, henceforth creating a perpetual gooning matrix.

“Hey bro send me the updated bretzel file”.

Bretzel by prestige_gooner69 February 12, 2025

Brezel 

1) A food. Kinda like bread but tied in a bow.
2) Kawaii boy 𝓟𝓻𝔃𝓮𝓶𝔂𝓼𝔀𝓪𝔀

A: 'What you eating?'
B: 'A Brezel'

Brezel by Maybe𝓟𝓻𝔃𝓮𝓶𝔂𝓼𝔀𝓪𝔀 May 26, 2021

Brettell 

In greek terms, they say that Brettell comes from a long family line of people who make clothes. In particularly suspenders. Brettell also comes from the United Kingdom. The surname Brettell was first found in Hereford where they held a family seat as Lords of the Manor. After the Battle of Hastings in 1066.
Some famous people who died as a Brettell.
Caroline Brettell (born 1950), American cultural anthropologist.
David Brettell (born 1956), English cricketer.
Frank Brettell (1862–1936), English-born Irish football player, manager and administrator.
Gordon Brettell (1915–1944), British Royal Air Force pilot and prisoner of war, murdered during the "Great Escape".
Jacob Brettell (1793–1862), English Unitarian minister.

The Brettells are coming over for dinner.

Brettell by Amybunny October 15, 2019

breezely 

A rare insult used to demine people's intelligence. A very unknown Australian slang, originating from Queensland, it has been absorbed to have spread its influence to other places in Australian and even to the neighbouring New Zealand.

"That guy is a bit of a Breezely"
"i know right what a fucking 10 year old"

breezely by ProxiBoi May 28, 2020

Brentzel

A noun. A sexual position where a male is placed on his back with his legs behind and another male preforms sexual penetration.

Man that guy was great in bed last night. I put him in a brentzel and gave it to him good!

Brentzel by shrimper565 October 19, 2009

Brotzel 

German word for bread baker (brotz)

Usually a last name

Brotzel, that's a good ass last name! Maybe they make bread!!

Brotzel by Gwen Nobel August 20, 2013