Brentzel

A noun. A sexual position where a male is placed on his back with his legs behind and another male preforms sexual penetration.

Man that guy was great in bed last night. I put him in a brentzel and gave it to him good!

Brentzel by shrimper565 October 19, 2009

bretzel 

A biscuit shaped like a wide knot. Often accompanied by beer. Presently at war with the pretzel. Only difference between the two is a letter.

These bretzels are making me thirsty.

bretzel by myfras July 2, 2012

Brenteldorf 

A Brenteldorf is a human creature incapable of being social with people outside of the internet. Brenteldorfs are most likely to own blogs, facebook pages and youtube channels.
Normally a Brenteldorf whom owns something has an audience of 7000-8000 likers/followers.

Brenteldorfs normally moan about having no friends in real life, or anyone who understands them in real life.
They normally have some sort of pet (e.g: Cat, dog, bird) that they always talk about to their likers/followers.

Brenteldorfs normally are fame whores by saying shit like

"I have no friends #Foreveralone" or saying shit like "No one wants me but I don't care I got pugs" To get likers to say shit like "I would marry you bbyboi"
Brenteldorfs can be quite snobby towards their fans after they have created a large fanbase.

Person A: Trent has become a Brenteldorf.
Person B: What's that?
Person A: He has created a facebook page and has got quite a few likers, and he never seems to come outside anymore.
Person B: Yeah I have noticed him posting alot of pictures about him and his Pug and his cats.

Brenteldorf by butters stotch August 20, 2012

Brenttelevision 

Some weird ass spongebob cultist with an addiction to finding ‘Perfect spongebob popsicles’ or whatever else he calls drugs

“Oh hey, heard about that cultist brenttelevision”

Brenttelevision by 1234567890abcdefghyjklmnopqrs June 1, 2021

Brenthelia

Gorgeous goddess

You such a Brenthelia

Brenthelia by SPANK2DANK July 12, 2022

Bretzel 

A bretzel is started when a man goons whilst recording the audio. Then he sends said audio to another man who in turn goons to aforementioned audio while recording a second audio containing both the original audio and the newly created goon sounds. Then this second man will send this new audio to the original gooner who will repeat the process, henceforth creating a perpetual gooning matrix.

“Hey bro send me the updated bretzel file”.

Bretzel by prestige_gooner69 February 12, 2025