A human female who's life is fully devoted to the soul purpose of creating big farts. Braphogs are typically fed a high calorie diet made up mostly of protein, fibre, and soda. A healthy braphog consumes about 8000 calories per day, with the exact ratio of protein/fiber/soda varying according to the desired brap characteristics, such as total gas yield, decibel rating, and aroma. The "hog" in braphog indicates the dietary and lifestyle similarities between a braphog and a typical farm pig.
My braphog hit her first 4.0 on the Richter scale after I introduced wet dog food to her diet!
noun; Companionship but between breh's. A mutual feeling of friendship shared between two or more breh's (brethren). A breh may provide moral support to another breh when they're feeling under the weather. Colloquially used to describe a pleasant, friendly atmosphere at a social gathering between breh's.
Guy 1: been bare depressed lately man, ever since my gf split up with me init....
Guy 2: its alright man, i tell you what ill come over, got bare draw, we can get stoned off out heads and watch the wire, what you say?
Guy 1: yeah i could really use some good brehmanship right now, thanks man your always there for me.
Brehs is a slang Dj akademiks uses when addressing a situation or a post on Instagram . People usually ask him to stop saying the word “brehs” because he is pushing 30 years old . They often say go start a family .
Brehs , y’all think Kylie Jenner the top 3 baddest game in the game ?
Any type of beef tasting meat, meat-by-product, beef flavored meat substitute, etc. Something that tastes beefy or is trying to be beefy, but that isn't 100% beef.
Selfless, underestimated, beautiful person that wants to continually improve. Light eyes, light heart, light spirit with undertones of heaviness, loves her family to the extreme. Gives it to God.
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppymetrosexual assholes."
"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.
Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."