A male who either has sex with your
girlfriend / ex-girlfriend, or hangs out with your
girlfriend / ex-girlfriend all of the time. The act is called "pulling a brenze", and the recurring act is called "brenze disorder".
There are different phases of "brenze disorder" that vary in severity. These stages range from pulling a serious "brenze" all the
way to "brenzenation". Someone who pulls "brenzes" a lot, or has "brenze disorder", usually has a part-time job, an annoying laugh, and a multicolored compact car.
Whilst the origin of the "brenze" is currently unknown, experts believe that "brenze disorder" is caused by a combination of bad hygeine and excessive video game abuse. This leads them to be unattractive, meaning the only females they can be around are their friends
girlfriends, creating the perfect atmosphere for a "brenze".
Ex 1. "Dude, I just saw SOANDSO
in the car with him! Dat dude is pullin' a serious BRENZE!!!!!"
Ex 2. "Bob: Chet, buddy, sit down
on the couch and take a load off.
Chet: I'd love to, Bob, but your girlfriend is sitting
on the other side, and that would mean I had BRENZE DISORDER."