A breezie is an unintelligent
female, commonly blonde and caucasian, fond of:
-applying way too much makeup
-sweatpants with adjectives written across the
butt
-chewing gum
-ending sentences which are not questions with rising inflections
-volkswagon jettas
-giving oral sex to bros
-cosmopolitans and/or cheap beer
-louis vitton purses
Breezies can be found most frequently at hiphop dance clubs, the mall,
Starbucks, and in the backseats of Volkswagon Jettas.
At
first, I thought that girl he went out with might
actually be pretty cool, but it turned out she was a
total breezie.