brentyn

That brentyn resembles a 9 inch coke can.
by big nigg heff May 25, 2009
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Brentyn

Usually a complete knob. Typically breast fed by their mothers until the age of 27 and like to showcase their wealth, which is almost always exclusively their inheritance. Brentyn is typically a suburban drop-kick, but believes masculinity is defined by appearing like a farmer. Will often wear attire attributed to hunting and farming, despite working a sales job and never actually partaking in hunting or farming. Often believes they are hyper attractive, despite having the physical attributes of a crab. Their super power is easily creeping out women.
Girl 1- Why does that creepy looking guy in the sales team keeping sending emails to the ‘all staff’ address?
Girl 2- that’s just what Brentyn does. It’s weird.
by ThePassiveSnake November 23, 2021
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Brentyn and Lainey

The most loving couple ever. People love to see them on dates they are so cute together. Their love for each other and God is amazing and warms everyone’s heart.
Dude do u see Brentyn and Lainey over there?
Ya man they are so cute together.

Awww I hope they make it bro I wish for a happy relationship like that for myself all the time.
by Awesomemusiclover876 December 30, 2024
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