beatums

-SEX,Intercourse,Smashing,

-only the guy can drop the beatums on the ladies

-u cant give beatums you only drop them

-no gay sex (DONT USE THE WORD,FAGS)

-girls cannot drop the beatums what so ever

-girls recieve the beatums

-guys drop the beatums

1.Damn Nigga I Just Dropped The Beatums.

2.That Bitch I Told her to bend over and i Dropped The Beatums

3.When you gonna Let me Drop the Beatums

by Mitch And Rob Dogg January 15, 2007

Beatus Meatus

The most powerful of all spells in the harry potter universe

"Beatus Meatus!" Harry yelled killing Voldemort instantly

by xXx_Keklord69_xXx February 8, 2018

Beatus Meatiosis

Once cast, this spell results in an instantaneous erection lasting no longer than two hours. Please consult with your doctor before performing such a spell.

As Harry entered her chamber, he then cast "Beatus Meatiosis". The day was short but the night was long.

by Page1of3 May 13, 2013

Beatus Meatus

Beatus meatus is the act of secretly (or in public) issuing a pushing movement on yo natural dongus until white joos leaks out. (red joos is optional)
Invented by Confucius in 470bc the art was mastered by Gandhi after seeing underage children.
Note* = Always perform beatus meatus only when your pp extendus (or else it can result in death).

Random bababoey: I have fat luigi's pictures
Ultra bababoey : Aight let me commit beatus meatus

by Murtuza August 29, 2021

Yeetus Cleetus Deletus Fetus Meatus Beatus

Yeetus Cleetus Deletus Fetus Meatus Beatus means to beat the absolute shit our of someone else's newborn baby through reality hacks in which you ascended to another dimensional plane just to beat the shit out of that baby, this is a very painful experience to both you and the baby, but don't worry, you have at least a 0.0000000001% chance of survival, at least you have that? the baby on the other hand will die, but who cared about it anyways, right? it was more or less and accidental birth anyways.... this can also be used as a threat, in which you may go back in time through that same ascendance to the time that person was born and do the same as previously explained.

you are going to make me Yeetus Cleetus Deletus Fetus Meatus Beatus you!

by TychonChosha898 November 8, 2021

Beatus

Beatus is a synonym for popular boy band BTS

Ay, you catch that new Beatus album?

by Beatus Gaming March 28, 2021

Beatus

A person who suffers from relative poverty and lives from council benefits, as well as type 2 diabetes

Josh, get away from me you fucking beatus

by Cigmonster November 30, 2016