breastflop

another word for a dumbass

Joe: Arnold Schwarzenegger was a hippie!

Moe: What does that have to do with the article you breastflop!

by bojzzle December 31, 2006

breastologist

A specialist in the study of women'sbreasts; One who tests the weight, shape, size, taste and bounce of women's breasts.

After four years of intense study, Jorge became a breastologist

by Sy Lopez January 9, 2008

Breastology

When one knows breasts to a great extent.

"I told you bro, I know me some tits. Got a PH.D in Breastology!"

by Witty Jack January 5, 2008

breastaloon

yet ANOTHER very flattering name for a woman's breasts.

Eric N. Campbell: I find your breastaloons very alluring.

(proceeds to shoot potato pellets at the breastaloons)

by g____________force November 22, 2007

breast flop

When a large breasted woman lands chest first into water.

Pamela Anderson miscalculated her dive off the boat and the thwack from her breast flop reverberated through the canyon.

Pamela: ouch!
Tommy: huh huh.

by mshell April 1, 2007

breastopenia

the condition of being woefully lacking in breast size

Gosh, if I didn't have this breastopenia, I'd be able to spend way less on push up bras.
I hope he's an ass guy, because my rack is pretty breastopenic.

by phDbarbie March 19, 2011

breastophile

A person who is obsessed with women's breasts.

She was staring at the beautiful woman's large sensuous breasts and getting aroused. I would consider her a breastophile.

by Scandanavianlover March 17, 2016