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Beast Meat 

Derogatory term to describe overweight and/or unattractive females. Also describes the genitals thereof.
Beast Meat by Clintox Ox April 22, 2004

Breast Meating 

We a homosexual couple has one obese person with man boobs, and the other titty fucks their partners moobs.
"If that Ferrari had a cock, it would be breast meating the shit out of Pietro"

Meat for the Beast 

what you are when you have made a significant mistake and/or error in judgement and gotten caught doing so and are about to pay the price. The "beast" can be your boss, girlfriend/boyfriend, wife/husband, a judge, or a competitor,pretty much anybody really.
Guy 1: "The cop saw me pissing out the window of her car and now I'm being brought up on indecent exposure, public intoxication, and drunken and disorderly charges. That's like $2,000 in fines!"

Guy 2: "Dude, you are meat for the beast."

breastmatized 

To be blinded by a woman's shortcomings, such as lack of personality, intelligence, or attractiveness because of the size and/or presentation of the woman's breasts.
"Why is he seeing Jill? She is as dumb as rock and she has a hideous laugh."

"I don't know. I think he's just breastmatized by her double-Ds."
breastmatized by Lori Wildrick September 7, 2007