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Beast Meat 

Derogatory term to describe overweight and/or unattractive females. Also describes the genitals thereof.
Eat the meat of the beast that beats.
Beast Meat by Clintox Ox April 22, 2004

Breast Meating 

We a homosexual couple has one obese person with man boobs, and the other titty fucks their partners moobs.
"If that Ferrari had a cock, it would be breast meating the shit out of Pietro"

Meat for the Beast 

what you are when you have made a significant mistake and/or error in judgement and gotten caught doing so and are about to pay the price. The "beast" can be your boss, girlfriend/boyfriend, wife/husband, a judge, or a competitor,pretty much anybody really.
Guy 1: "The cop saw me pissing out the window of her car and now I'm being brought up on indecent exposure, public intoxication, and drunken and disorderly charges. That's like $2,000 in fines!"

Guy 2: "Dude, you are meat for the beast."

breastmatized 

To be blinded by a woman's shortcomings, such as lack of personality, intelligence, or attractiveness because of the size and/or presentation of the woman's breasts.
"Why is he seeing Jill? She is as dumb as rock and she has a hideous laugh."

"I don't know. I think he's just breastmatized by her double-Ds."

breastmatized by Lori Wildrick September 7, 2007

Eternity leave 

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023
Word of the Day on July 23, 2026
The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006
Word of the Day on July 22, 2026