A "cone" being a Australian/New Zealand slang word for bowl (of your bong) a "breakkie cone" is a phrase describing a toke or two before breakfast. Also known as a Pre-breakkie cone. The post breakkie cone obviously wraps up your breakfast session.

Stoner #1--"Man I am so starving after that breakkie cone I might eat your mom."

Stoner #2--Fuck off bag stand, lets grub.

Breakkie Cone by Uniboehmer February 14, 2009

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Breakfeast Squeezer

Getting a hand-job while eating breakfeast.

Last time I was in Amsterdam I had a cup of coffee, a muffin, todays newspaper and a breakfeast squeezer.

Breakfeast Squeezer by Sean Bishop July 9, 2009

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breakfeast

An insanely massive breakfast, usually containing various types of typical breakfast foods in large(r) quantities.

I had a birthday breakfeast: three eggs, an omelet, four slices of bacon, four sausage links, hashbrowns, five pancakes, two waffles, French toast; I'm pretty much full.

breakfeast by Naomi-Tatiana October 21, 2006

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Breakfess

Allegedly, the first meal of the day as spelled and pronounced by one who has only heard of it and rarely if ever has been awake and able to partake in it before it officially turns into lunch.

Did I miss breakfess again. What’s for lunch.

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countrypolitan

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.

That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.

countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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kinktober

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.

kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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