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break hand

to wank or to masterbate
john break hand over his sister's best friend
by jz and xteec August 10, 2007
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National grab my ass and I'll break your hand day

It's the same day as "national grab ass day", which someone defined as April 11th.
Basically if a guy grabs ass without consent, he's asking to get his hand broken.
boy who grabs my ass: I can do that because UD says it's national grab ass day

me, after I break his hand : and I broke your hand because it's also National grab my ass and I'll break your hand day
by em.ily.et May 24, 2018
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hand break

A girlfriend or a wife you bring along on a trip
"I should of left the hand break at home"
by Dotty November 23, 2016
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something that breaks your hand

by KysonAndrews April 14, 2022
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wheat-and-rye-bread sandwich-hand-clasp

Refers to where two mushy-hearted guys wif "different-but-delightful" personalities tenderly cradle a cute chick's ten slender digits between each of theirs at da same time --- i.e., one nice fellow affectionately interlaces his fingers palm-to-palm wif da girl's, and then da other pleasant-mannered dude lays his own hands against da backs of said sweet blinky-eyed damsel's hands and softly folds his own fingers into da mix, as well. Extra points if said two gentle-natured male admirers "split da softness" --- i.e., rather than one fellow's "hogging" both of da girl's warm velvety palms so dat da other guy only gets to touch da backs of her hands, each dude takes one palm and one back of da girl's hands when initially grasping them, so dat both guys get an equal share of "palming" and "spooning".
Employing da wheat-and-rye-bread sandwich-hand-clasp is indeed super-pleasant and satisfying, but you can get even more creative than that... why not try da "poppy-seed-bun hand-clasp" --- i.e., where ya share da girl's hands wif a freckled dude --- or a "wheat-and-Pumpernickel-bread sandwich-hand-clasp", which involves letting an African-American hunk share a little squeezy fingers-'n'-palms fun wif said smiling sweetie-pie, also.
by QuacksO February 23, 2025
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hand off some bread

Hand off = Give me
Some bread = Your money

Give Me Your Money!

Hand off Some Bread!

A Gangsta ass way to saygive me your money” when you rob someone.
Gangsta: Ight , y’all BEST HAND OFF some BREAD, (Proceeds to point Hi Point)

Normie White Boy: G-god help me!!

Gangsta: Give me your GODDAMN MONEY cracka!
by Ugly Sounds July 2, 2019
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