bread sock

A bread sock is a tool used to aid in the consumption of bread. It can be any sock: a tube sock, an ankle sock, a windsock. First, you take the bread, roll it in the sock. Second, put the sock in the microwave to make the bread extra warm. Third, remove sock from microwave, pound the sock against a wall to mash the bread. Finally, remove the bread and enjoy!

Guy 1: eBay has some great bread socks. I might buy a few.

Guy 2: Aww man, get me one.

Guy 1: Alright!

bread sock by BreadLvr July 22, 2010

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Breadlocks

Dreadlocks when worn by clueless white people.

Justin thought his breadlocks brought him closer to Jah, but other people just thought he really needed a shower.

Breadlocks by Mohandas Grande September 29, 2009

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Related Words

bread sock • Breadlocks • Breadcock • bread • bread crumb • bread and butter • bread basket • Bread bin • Bread Boy • Bread Box

Breadlocks

Ungroomed Pubic Hair grown from a Vagina that is suffering from a Severe Yeast Infection.

I was going to go down on Jill, but when I opened her legs the smell hit me and I noticed she had Breadlocks, So it was no go and we did anal instead.

Breadlocks by NekroGGRE August 31, 2018

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Breadcock

A loaf of bread that has an unintentional penis shape on the surface.

Look at that breadcock on that loaf!!

Breadcock by brentchie June 27, 2021

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Utility beer

Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.

Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.

Utility beer by lakeshore February 1, 2022

Word of the Day on August 10, 2026

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Oinking

Police activity, especially of the non-productive type i.e. The act of setting up and patrolling speed traps, harassing or arresting people based on appearance (racial profiling), breaking up parties, any sort of cannabis bust, etc.

"Did you see all the cops on highway 6? They are oinking hard!"

"I hope Johnny doesn't get caught with his bag of weed, the pigs are oinking"

Oinking by DontDrinkSoda June 29, 2013

Word of the Day on August 9, 2026

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Hopeslop

A video or picture depicting an unrealistic scenario that is often seen as hopeful but in reality, is unrealistic or otherwise rare in real life.

"0/10 hopeslop"

Hopeslop by rawmilkconsumer69 July 13, 2026

Word of the Day on August 8, 2026

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