Pasthole

Someone who constantly lives in the past to the point it seems as if they are incapable of having a conversation without invoking it.

Every time I talk to Joshua, he always brings up going on a trip to Alladin's Castle with John's mom when he was 8 years old. Also how much he loved the shredded lettuce from, the now defunct, Taco Viva. Joshua is such a pasthole.

by brentchie March 31, 2016

Toecees

The feces on your feet when you step in shit.

A fat man stepped in a pile of cow dung and now has a bunch of toecees. It's really nasty.

by brentchie October 17, 2022

disgulciolous

Something that is so vile and repulsive the word disgusting just doesn't apply, such as someone wanting conjoining parts of two different same-sex bodies.

The idea that Josh wants me to be one-flesh with him is disgulciolous.

by brentchie August 25, 2010

Griefensive

Griefensive is when someone is grieving and says the most offensive things, but then they expect you to excuse their behavior.

I was at my best friend's sister's funeral and I was so upset at my mom that I called her a whore. I was being griefensive.

by brentchie November 13, 2023

Breadcock

A loaf of bread that has an unintentional penis shape on the surface.

Look at that breadcock on that loaf!!

by brentchie June 28, 2021