Definitions by brentchie

Griefensive 

Griefensive is when someone is grieving and says the most offensive things, but then they expect you to excuse their behavior.

I was at my best friend's sister's funeral and I was so upset at my mom that I called her a whore. I was being griefensive.

Griefensive by brentchie November 13, 2023

Toecees 

The feces on your feet when you step in shit.

A fat man stepped in a pile of cow dung and now has a bunch of toecees. It's really nasty.

Toecees by brentchie October 16, 2022

Breadcock 

A loaf of bread that has an unintentional penis shape on the surface.

Look at that breadcock on that loaf!!

Breadcock by brentchie June 27, 2021

Pasthole 

Someone who constantly lives in the past to the point it seems as if they are incapable of having a conversation without invoking it.

Every time I talk to Joshua, he always brings up going on a trip to Alladin's Castle with John's mom when he was 8 years old. Also how much he loved the shredded lettuce from, the now defunct, Taco Viva. Joshua is such a pasthole.

Pasthole by brentchie July 2, 2016

disgulciolous

Something that is so vile and repulsive the word disgusting just doesn't apply, such as someone wanting conjoining parts of two different same-sex bodies.

The idea that Josh wants me to be one-flesh with him is disgulciolous.

disgulciolous by brentchie August 25, 2010