Bread Sandwich 

Take two pieces of bread, put a piece of bread between them. Apply to face.

Bam. Bread Sandwich

Carl must have money, I heard he butters his bread sandwiches.

Bread Sandwich by Pwnsaw December 3, 2010

Bread sandwich 

When you take two pieces of bread.... and you eat those motherfuckaz.

I had bread sandwich this morning.

Bread sandwich by dawg37 April 12, 2012

Bread Sandwich 

term for a man/woman/significant other who is physically attractive, but there is very little that interests you on the inside.

"Hey, what do you think of that girl Amy?"

"She's hot, but not my type."

"Why?"

"She's a bread sandwich."

Bread Sandwich by Dyleon69 May 20, 2010

Bread Sandwich 

It doesn’t exist. You are thinking of 3 pieces of bread

Shut up boomer, bread sandwiches aren’t real.

Bread Sandwich by Bread Scientist December 9, 2019

Bread Sandwich 

Anything (usually sexual) implying three white objects close together. For example, if two Caucasian males were to spit roast a Caucasian female it would be described as a bread sandwich

Baz: did you hear about Andy, Keiran and Jayne?

Samuel: No..
Jack: what happened?

Louis: I heard, they got wasted and made a total bread sandwich

Bread Sandwich by spit-roast May 10, 2014

i'll give your mom a flat bread sandwich 

The act of receiving oral from ones mom after you get a sunburned penis and leaving behind such things as sperm, flakes of skin.

oh ya, i'll give your mom a flat bread sandwich and she'll like it. nom nom nom nom

i'll give your mom a flat bread sandwich by hayabusa1285 March 11, 2009

Ultimate Bread Sandwich 

A sandwich, made only of bread, that has two slices of bread on the outside, and two more inside.

I was so hungry I ate an entire Ultimate Bread Sandwich for lunch.

Ultimate Bread Sandwich by Onetooththree September 29, 2019