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A tall, bald boy. Domestic, and an endangered species.
Yeah, he was a real live Brazwell!
Brazwell by red76 July 24, 2011

Braswell High School 

Braswell high school is an awful school with terrible teachers and staff with fake thugs loud ass annoying people and an annoying ass cop in the parking lot who pulls over at least 15-20 people per morning in the school area alone. 31 in a 35 is not speeding faggot. No off campus lunch, few freedoms, and bad sports teams. Overall, a horrible school.
“You know that place hell?”
“You mean Braswell High School?”

“Son are you passing your classes?”
“Hell nah I go to Braswell High School”

branwell bronte

Yorkshire for an intellecual, drug addled, boozed-up waster, (of which there are many here) or one with pretentions of being such - after the infamous opium guzzling brother of the Bronte sisters, who allegedy wrote the novel 'Wuthering Heights but was too wrecked to notice that his sister published it under her name!
(Two old mates meet in a chance encounter at the bar)
Jim-bob: Yo, Marmaduke. How ya doing?
Marmaduke: Hey, I'm fine mate. How's your Ralph?
Jim-bob: Ah, he's always mashed and on the lash these days.
Marmaduke: Yeah, I heard he's turned into a bit of a Branwell Bronte.
branwell bronte by chris firth January 17, 2007

braswell 

Braswell (n) a man with an uber large penis
He had such a big braswell
braswell by Jake Steel January 31, 2008

Mrs. Bradwell 

A stupid old math-teaching hag who sounds like a flight attendant. she is an absolute pain in the ass who know living soul wants to know. She is a duochy teacher and golfs with the class pet normally named aarussh. in conclusion she is a mother fucker
Have a good weekend Mrs. Bradwell
Mrs. Bradwell by ononomis May 15, 2019

Kysa Braswell 

A writer of erotic fiction online. Her (or him in disguise?) stories are read and adored by perverts everywhere.

Kysa has been dubbed as a hoax, and not everyone believes this. Let me be the first to speak up that she blatantly plagiarized Lolita in "her" story My Kysa Complex: a novel, replacing Dolly's name with Kysa. In fact, I first found her site by searching exact quotes from Lolita in Google.

Kysa also claims to be beautiful, deaf, and deceased, but obviously you should take that with a grain of salt.
From her website:

"Kysa Braswell R.I.P. Kysa was a beautiful (any way you want to define that word) deaf girl who maintained a wonderful, honest, sexy website about herself and all the problems and triumphs she encountered in her life. She may have predated what became known as blogs. . . . I don't think I can do her life's story any justice, but in fairness, I have to tell you that she died a few years ago. . . . She loved sex and wasn't afraid to tell people that in some detail on her website (where she could communicate without a need for hearing)."
Kysa Braswell by darling psycho January 15, 2009
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
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Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
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