branlin 

a salmon

there is a branlin thats gonna be stumped by an elephant

branlin by not sus@_@ March 27, 2021

Human Branding

A term used for degrading a victim in torture. This can be done by forced nudity and humiliation. Human Branding is a more exciting way unless you're used to burning people, that is.

Human Branding is quite self-explanatory. You grab an iron brand, heat it up, and stick it on the person wherever you please. Rapists and Paedophiles should have it placed on both testicles and face. That's after carefully slicing the tip of the penis "to put such predators out of use before being released onto our streets" and to assist the prey identify the predator.

Think of it like giving an extremely painful tattoo to them. It does cause a good amount of pain, after all nobody likes having burning hot metal pressed onto their skin, or in the Rapist and Paedophiles eyes "Ball-sacks".

Because of how livestock are branded, human branding can be seen as a way of showing the victim's reduction in the status of their life. It's almost as if they are property now.

Judge: "For your despicable and hospitable acts I sentence you to life with Human Branding"

Human Branding by CannabisKings January 17, 2020

braning 

Looking away while important things are going on.

Braning can sometimes be warging to other places, animals, or times. It can also simply be navigating to places other than where crucial events are taking place.

Sorry boss, I was braning there for a second. What are the earth shattering organizational changes you were talking about that will impact our bottom line?

braning by melisandre_rapunzel_targaryen May 2, 2019

branling 

Branling is a franglais word of "branler" (branle-ing), meaning here "doing", but could also have a vulgar connotation of "masturbating".

What is she branling?

What is she doing?

branling by tizy February 7, 2018

branding

Creating a permanent marking in a human or animal by heating a metal object, often molded to form the shape of the owner's initials, and pressed hard into the receipent's body.

This was common among farmers who branded their cattle to identify them as belonging to them. This can also be found in extreme BDSM and sadomasochistic scenarios, where the dominant partner "brands" the submissive partner as his or her own.

Jimbo enjoys branding his cattle.

branding by DirkD January 24, 2007

lipstick branding 

when a girl puts on lots of lipstick and kisses a guy in a place usually not seen.

She is lipstick branding her boyfriend.

lipstick branding by :]:] January 18, 2009

Russel Branding it 

When you play your own persons in every movie that you are in or the same character.
Famous among stars such as Russel brand and Seth rogan

IE: Russel brand was Russel branding it in get him to the Greek

IE: dude i totally Russel branded it on that speech

Russel Branding it by lolcakesninjapirate July 27, 2010