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Brandino

The nickname used when you want a longer word for the name Brandon. used mostly by annoying girls that you know.
Hey, look! It's Brandino!
by Popemaster April 5, 2008
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Brandino

An un-nessicarily long nickname for the name "Brandon". Sounds kind of Spanish. Most commonly used by bubbly (although sometimes annoying) girls with good senses of humour.
Hey, it's Brandino!

He hates it when people call him "Brandino", so let's call him that for the rest of his life.

Brandino lost the game.

Hola, señor Brandino!
by Not Nisha October 1, 2011
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Brandino

This specific definition of Brandino is defined when a Garry's mod Community Owner will attempt to manipulate people. Another term used for "Brandino" is a human that will consume large amounts of McDonald's and will ultimately gain large quantities of weight. A "Brandino" will also spend large amounts of money for games that he wont even play or wait a considerable amount of time to play them. "Brandino" will commonly manipulate other people and attempt to pursue females of the age of 14. Other names for this "human" are Bran, Bran Flakes, Barndino, and Barndino the Gnome-Fucker.
Yesterday I encountered a Brandino holding up a long line at McDonald's with his orders.
by IizAderpyWiffle December 8, 2017
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Brandino

The best kid ever. He gets bare pussy and his snap is bditty2009 . What a goat fr.
Love you brandino u the best man
by Dino_the_goat December 3, 2021
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childish brandino

also referred to as BMX Girl, u will see a "childish brandino" doing unbelievable tricks while riding a bicycle. she is known as bmx girl, but rides multi-colored beach cruisers.
WOAH! Did u see childish brandino over there??she was killing that cool bike trick!
by Bmxgirl1998 April 14, 2015
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Human Branding

A term used for degrading a victim in torture. This can be done by forced nudity and humiliation. Human Branding is a more exciting way unless you're used to burning people, that is.

Human Branding is quite self-explanatory. You grab an iron brand, heat it up, and stick it on the person wherever you please. Rapists and Paedophiles should have it placed on both testicles and face. That's after carefully slicing the tip of the penis "to put such predators out of use before being released onto our streets" and to assist the prey identify the predator.

Think of it like giving an extremely painful tattoo to them. It does cause a good amount of pain, after all nobody likes having burning hot metal pressed onto their skin, or in the Rapist and Paedophiles eyes "Ball-sacks".

Because of how livestock are branded, human branding can be seen as a way of showing the victim's reduction in the status of their life. It's almost as if they are property now.
Judge: "For your despicable and hospitable acts I sentence you to life with Human Branding"
by CannabisKings January 17, 2020
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branding

Creating a permanent marking in a human or animal by heating a metal object, often molded to form the shape of the owner's initials, and pressed hard into the receipent's body.

This was common among farmers who branded their cattle to identify them as belonging to them. This can also be found in extreme BDSM and sadomasochistic scenarios, where the dominant partner "brands" the submissive partner as his or her own.
Jimbo enjoys branding his cattle.
by DirkD January 24, 2007
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