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branlette

French slang for masturbation.

1. (Vulgar) Wank, ham shank, hand shandy (act of masturbation).
2. (Vulgar) Crap, bullshit (worthless thing or activity)
3. (Vulgar) Crap, bullshit, wankery (dubious or too elaborated construct, in general intellectually).

Derives from "branler" (to wobble, te be unstanble, also in slang to wank).
Se taper une branlette = to pull one's wire, to have a ham shank

Lire des bouquins, c'est le la branlette = Reading books is a fucking waste of time.

La droite, la gauche, le libéralisme, le communisme, c'est de la branlette tout ça ! = Right, left, free market economy, communism, that's all bullshit.
by The Ultimate Cunt January 24, 2010
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branlette espagnole

Elle m'a fait une branlette espagnole hier soir.
by mimi11581 September 20, 2007
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Burning brunette

Get a bald headed gay boy to fill up his ass with a full bottle of Sriracha sauce. He then throws himself in the middle of your circle jerk ass up and head down so he looks like a volcano. He screams fill me up. After the entire group has unloaded in him, he explodes like a volcano spewing the sriracha and sperm all over everyone that participated. Don't worry, he gives everyone a tongue bath before they leave, he never wastes a drop. The burning brunette is a true dumpster
That dirty ass mother fucker gave everyone a burning brunette the other night and even licked the walls.
by deeksdeeks May 1, 2020
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Brahette

Brah #1: So whats up with Kristy brah? Are you guys seeing eachother?
Brah #2: Nah brah, we just chill, she's just my a brahette.
by Highlifeliver November 23, 2011
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blue eyed brunette

the absolute hottest combo. when natural. usually is forign but so so hot on a white american chick.
-dude did you see that new exchange student?
-hell yeah, that blue eyed brunette ..ID DO HER!
by Paul BayBay January 16, 2008
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brajette

I only hang out with the most gnar brajes and brajettes
by Sexy Dracula May 18, 2014
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Bralette

A bralette is a bra without molded cups or wires that provide a reasonable amount of support for small- breasted females. They may be thin and lightweight but they are sexy as hell and extremely elegant.
Taylor: "I bought this cute bralette yesterday."
Jen: "Wow, that looks amazing"
Taylor: "I finally can wear something that gives support yet makes my itty bitty titties look amazing!"
by whyyyyyy June 8, 2016
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