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brandon bray 

A jerk who will date someone and pretend to like them. Super smart. Doesn't have a heart. Cruches girls hearts. Girls/boys should never date a Brandon Bray. Blocks his ex girlfriends. Will always your friends away from you.
Tessa: girl he took your friends!
Kendra : he's such a Brandon Bray
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A guy to dream about. He's strong, athletic, caring and loves with his whole heart. He's always there when someone needs him and usually puts others before himself. He'll make you laugh even when you feel like crying. He's not perfect, but once you fall for him everything he does seems like it. Easy to fall for, and not someone you ever want to let go. Find a Braydon? Keep him.
"I met this guy named Braydon.."
"Marry him."
Braydon by Braydonsgirl June 14, 2013
a guy that you cant help but love.
i love you braydon
Braydon by Hailey Houston August 16, 2008
Braydon a nice guy who will melt your heart when you look into his eyes, he is caring and nice. He usually has blue eyes and dirty blonde hair he is athletic and likes to play video games.
Omg is that Braydon he is soooo hot
Braydon by Kristy133 January 14, 2021
An amazing, funny, quiet guy. Braydon is the most hilarious person you will ever meet. He never fails to make anyone laugh no matter who they are.

Although he’s pretty quiet and introverted, when he’s around his friends he will be so funny and say the dumbest shit.He will also always listen if you need to talk about anything.

Braydon is so cool and so funny, he’s the greatest friend you will ever have.
Friend 1: Braydon is so funny

Friend 2: I know right! He’s really cool
Braydon by dyslexicbitch May 14, 2021
An amazing guy who is perfect. He will make you feel so happy and alive. He'll be stuck in your head all day long and you won't mind. Is lovable and has just the right balance of everything to make you love him.
Girl 1:"I'm dating Braydon!!"
Girl2: "You're so lucky. He's so sweet."
Braydon by Keeper of Souls April 29, 2010
A funny, nice, (but vulgar(booooiiii)) guy who you'll probably love(unless your a boy). Not even close to perfect, but still awesome.
GGBjN hbh: "omg look its Braydon"
Fhdujfhf: "OMG WHERE!?!?"
FJDHD: "you know im dating him"
GGBjN hbh: "GIVE ME HIS NUMBEERRRRRRRRRRRR"
FJDHD: " boi what a savage."
Braydon by Ima rock lol February 12, 2017
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