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a dirteatin zombie; also known as brandma for sick ollying, mad dollas, mad dough flo, bro grabs, digs, killer tunes and joan of arc, and caveman jobs ad
: Hey bro, did you see brandma totally skatin up the kmart parking lot last night?
Yeah dude i totally caught the sick action he did!!! Totally cool ollie to frontside grind on that rail
11!!!!!!!!!!!!!!bro
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A tired old brand that buys creative young upstarts to stay relevant.
The best example of a 'brandma' right now is Google. Not nearly as hip and cool as it used to be, with security and the bedside manner of the CIA and a veneer of vague banality.
brandma by The Omnipresent One October 29, 2007
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brandwagonner 

Someone who switches from brand to brand just to fit in. They will wear whatever is popular.
Jim- Hey nice new Obey shirt, but didnt u just get a new one from gongshow

Paul- Well im a brandwagonner, i gotta dosomething to fit in

Jim- Oh yea thats true ok see you at our yoga class

Paul- lets wear all our gay lululemon clothes
brandwagonner by J-Dawg66 November 27, 2013

Brandank_CR 

A professional Clash Royale well known for his tendencies to rage in games. Also a boring misogynistic unfaithful skinny kid who did not grow up with any manners. He likes to flaunts his victories to his opponents and claims that it helps him enjoy the game while never stopping once to try to understand how his opponents feel. Known for BM-ing in a Clash with Ash Video on Youtube.
I just pulled a Brandank_CR on my opponent in Clash Royale
Brandank_CR by sirtag_cr February 25, 2020
A guy that's all about his $$, Commas, or bands. He will do anything it takes to get his money and will grind no matter how hard it gets.
Woahhh hes really a BandMan!!!
BandMan by BandMan$$ July 30, 2018

Brandana 

A small bandana used in the genital region of a male usually to cover up a micropenis.
"Hey mate, Katy tells me you've been sporting a Brandana."
"Oi! Stop that. I've done nothing of the sort. I've simply injured it is all and I'm wearing a regular ordinary bandage down there."
"So why is it showing through your leggings and why does it have a pink paisley design?"
"Fuck off!"
Brandana by LiberaceHudson September 22, 2017

brandiandemily 

A Brooklyn based hybrid store that sells plants and elinchrom lighting gear.
Yo, I need to get a Philodendron and a rotalux deep octa. I'm gonna stop by brandiandemily and scoop up both.
brandiandemily by dirtymisfit December 9, 2020