Brandenburg

German royalty made up of brilliant beautiful people, unfortunatly misspelled by most.

That girl is amazing at everything! She must be a Brandenburg!

by Cleopatra05 April 17, 2006

brandenburg

A small town 45 minutes away from Louisville Kentucky that is full of drama, cheaters, stds, and liers. It has nothing to do and it never changes. There are always parties, drinking, and fighting.

Dude Greg went to brandenburg over the weekend and came back with a hangover, black eye, and I'm pretty sure an std.

by spanky270 November 13, 2011

Brandenburg

A town in Kentucky. This town is kinda ass cheeks or at least some of the people are. I heard that some high schoolers bark at each other like dogs. It's expected.

Stacy : Yo you live in Brandenburg???????????

Lola : Yeah I don't really like living here tho.

Stacy : Why????????

Lola: Idk it's just ass cheeks living here.

by Xx.Apple_Sauce.xX January 12, 2022

Brandenburg

An egomaniac who just happens to play the trumpet beautifully

He's such a Brandenburg--he was showing off on his solo again

by yeah like I'm going to tell you December 15, 2008

Brandenburg

Hell

I would rather live in hell and let my eyeballs melt out of my skull from the scorching flames, than live in Brandenburg out in Kentucky

by saltlifesailor69 March 21, 2023

Brandenburg Bandit

While sporting a cowboy hat and bandanna, do a chick doggy style with her hair in one hand and a Budweiser in the other, thus mimicking a bandit on a horse.

Local Country Girl: Mark came home drunk last night so I ended up getting the Brandenburg Bandit.

by Lucky Sumbitch October 2, 2008

Brandenburg pick-me-up

1. Sex act where one partner stands on his/her head whilst the other kneels in front supporting the legs and performing oral copulation.

2. A place where Obama goes to be politically refreshed.

Barry and Michelle's sex life was a little boring until Michelle asked for and received a Brandenburg pick-me-up.

by Scoo0oop June 20, 2013