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bramos by Dumb ass kid123 December 11, 2016
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Bromosexual
A guy who is bromosexual is totally straight. In fact he will punch you in the face if you say that he's gay. He's so totally straight that he has sex with tons of chicks... sure his bro might be in the room with him, maybe videotaping it (with lots of close-ups of the penis)... or doing the same girl at the same time... with their penises touching...
So what if he's always slapping his broham's ass... and always hangs out in the showers at the gym... and yeah, maybe he was in a few circle jerks in middle school... and sure he puts his penis and/or testicles on his friends' faces every chance he gets when they're passed out drunk... and sure that frat initiation thing was a bit weird, but...
HE IS TOTALLY 100% NOT GAY.
So what if he's always slapping his broham's ass... and always hangs out in the showers at the gym... and yeah, maybe he was in a few circle jerks in middle school... and sure he puts his penis and/or testicles on his friends' faces every chance he gets when they're passed out drunk... and sure that frat initiation thing was a bit weird, but...
HE IS TOTALLY 100% NOT GAY.
Dude: You're so gay.
Bromosexual: Shut up! I will FUCK YOU IN THE ASS if you say I'm gay!!!
Other dude: Heh. Wait... what?
Bromosexual: Shut up! I will FUCK YOU IN THE ASS if you say I'm gay!!!
Other dude: Heh. Wait... what?
Bromosexual by Bitch-monkey January 7, 2008
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bromosexuality
when guys are really good friends, and they make jokes or talk to/about each other in ways that are almost homosexual, but not quite.
as in:
as in:
bromosexuality-
bro1: "shit man that hurt."
bro2: "that's not what you were saying last night"
bro1: "dude... i told you not to tell anyone about that."
bro1: "shit man that hurt."
bro2: "that's not what you were saying last night"
bro1: "dude... i told you not to tell anyone about that."
bromosexuality by missLyma March 13, 2009
Bramst
The more formal version of the word bruh. To be used in instances in which absurd situations occur that merit a vocal response in a gentlemen like manner.
Boss from a Fortune 500 company during an interview: “Listen, there’s only one way to make it in this business. You have to separate yourself from the pack. I have an idea of how you can intimately demonstrate your commitment to this company👀”
Interviewee: “Bramst, that’s unprofessional. You couldn’t have given me more advanced notice?”
Interviewee: “Bramst, that’s unprofessional. You couldn’t have given me more advanced notice?”
Bramst by Macamuck12 February 21, 2023
bromosexual
"Hey are those guys gay." "Nah man, they're just bromosexuals."
"I love you man. I don't know whats going on, I think I might be going bromo for you.."
"I love you man. I don't know whats going on, I think I might be going bromo for you.."
bromosexual by AGBoss May 12, 2009
Bromosome
Bromosomes are like regular chromosomes; strands of DNA, but that contains genes that determine your broism. Depending on theses genes, you are either a bro or a broser.
Doctor Broski: I'm sorry Mark, your bromosomes tell us that you are a tool.
Mark: Is there any cure?
Doctor Broski: No, I'm afraid you're going to be like this the rest of you life.
Mark: Is there any cure?
Doctor Broski: No, I'm afraid you're going to be like this the rest of you life.
Bromosome by Glowackattack August 19, 2009