Bromosa

Bromosa

- noun

A cocktail-like drink composed of three parts beer and two parts thoroughly chilled orange juice. It is traditionally served in a tall champagne flute with an afternoon brunch after a long night of heavy drinking with bros or while tailgating during football games.

Tim: Yo bro, Can you fix me up a bromosa? I am so hungover right now!

Christian: Sure bro! One bromosa coming up!

by Ghostpilot December 30, 2009

Bromosa

A luxurious high class drink reserved for Counts, Kings and Royalty. The Bromosa is a modern day alchemical miracle. The beverage consists of an ice cold San Pellegrino Melograno E Arancia and a frosty Miller High Life (the champagne of beer).

The beverage was a manifestation of Casper Casanova ; a South Bay Los Angeles poet/rapper.

Always Fresh and Always Chill.

"The Bromosa"

Enjoy...

"There's nothing in the world that compares to hanging with some hunnies and homies by the pool with a cold Bromosa to quench the thirst in that Cali heat"

"The gods themselves are jealous of mortal beings; not because the mortals experience love and death, but instead because they have access to an infinite Bromosa supply."

by Casper Casanova March 21, 2019

Bromosexual

A guy who is bromosexual is totally straight. In fact he will punch you in the face if you say that he's gay. He's so totally straight that he has sex with tons of chicks... sure his bro might be in the room with him, maybe videotaping it (with lots of close-ups of the penis)... or doing the same girl at the same time... with their penises touching...

So what if he's always slapping his broham's ass... and always hangs out in the showers at the gym... and yeah, maybe he was in a few circle jerks in middle school... and sure he puts his penis and/or testicles on his friends' faces every chance he gets when they're passed out drunk... and sure that frat initiation thing was a bit weird, but...

HE IS TOTALLY 100% NOT GAY.

Dude: You're so gay.
Bromosexual: Shut up! I will FUCK YOU IN THE ASS if you say I'm gay!!!
Other dude: Heh. Wait... what?

by Bitch-monkey January 7, 2008

bromosexuality

when guys are really good friends, and they make jokes or talk to/about each other in ways that are almost homosexual, but not quite.

as in:

bromosexuality-
bro1: "shit man that hurt."
bro2: "that's not what you were saying last night"
bro1: "dude... i told you not to tell anyone about that."

by missLyma March 13, 2009

bromosexual

A unique and powerfull relationship amongst bros that words cannot define.

"Hey are those guys gay." "Nah man, they're just bromosexuals."

"I love you man. I don't know whats going on, I think I might be going bromo for you.."

by AGBoss May 12, 2009

Bromosome

Bromosomes are like regular chromosomes; strands of DNA, but that contains genes that determine your broism. Depending on theses genes, you are either a bro or a broser.

Doctor Broski: I'm sorry Mark, your bromosomes tell us that you are a tool.

Mark: Is there any cure?

Doctor Broski: No, I'm afraid you're going to be like this the rest of you life.

by Glowackattack August 19, 2009

broomsaga

another way of saying damn
pronounciation: brOOOOm-se-gUH

"oh, i stepped on dog shit, broomsaga!"

by smiffany February 28, 2007