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When you think about a boy/girl so much that you cant get them out your mind, you start smiling when someone says his/her name, and every time he/she walks by your heart skips a beat.

GIRL #1: man i think about him all tha tyme..i cant stop thinking about him
GIRL#2: damn gurl, it sounds like he got u braindamaged

braindamaged by CHeezPleazERZ February 25, 2008

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Dr.BrainDamage

(verb)When someone kills you in the face and mocks you in the most retarted way possible.

I just got stabbed in the back of the head on Modern Warfare2 and was told that my mother was stabbed in the back of the head...last night, DAMN I THINK I JUST GOT DR.BRAINDAMAGED!

Dr.BrainDamage by UncleBen January 8, 2010

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Brain Damaged Monkey

A stupid and annoying person that probably deserves to be shot or worse. This type of person constantly acts like an idiot but still thinks they're smart even though they literally have rocks for brains. And they are so annoying that they act like a real monkey

This kid from my school is a brain damaged monkey

Brain Damaged Monkey by TURDSLUGPOOPCHUTE July 19, 2020

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autistic cancer down syndrome brain damaged mental

A kids name vj which stands for Vincent junior. The creatures real name is Vincent's pass

Omg that kid vj is autistic cancer down syndrome brain damaged mental

autistic cancer down syndrome brain damaged mental by Yo mama ghhchvfdtdj May 10, 2018

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autistic cancer down syndrome brain damaged mentally challenged sponge

Defines people who dabs

He is autistic cancer down syndrome brain damaged mentally challenged sponge

autistic cancer down syndrome brain damaged mentally challenged sponge by autistic cancer downs boy March 9, 2017

trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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