brain pan 

A motorcycle helmet. Specifically the kind that just covers the top of your head. They are mostly sported by riders on top of a American brand motorcycle, chiefly, Harley Davidson.

Hey Pete, good thing you were wearing your brain pan when that car slammed you. Your face is a mess but at least you can think straight!

brain pan by WindowLicker9000 April 11, 2010

Brain-Panned 

past tense Verb; The act of causing one to loose ones train of thought as well as the ability to carry on thoughts associated with said sequence of thought

"I kept trying to study but my friends totally brain-panned me this weekend"

"Me and my girlfriend were about to go at it and then you came in and brain-panned us!"

"I've been trying to look up what was wrong with my car and youtube brain-panned me"

Brain-Panned by jseow August 23, 2011

pandemic brain 

Having a fuzzy memory, including not remembering details or having a skewed timeline, due to being socially isolated or quarantined during a pandemic

I wish I could remember what day it was but I have pandemic brain. I haven't left my house in a week!

pandemic brain by swans1ok April 6, 2020

Pandemic Brain 

A phrase used to describe the phenomenon caused by the quarantine and isolation measures put in place for COVID-19. When someone starts saying weird or out of character shit, doing out-of-pocket unnecessary things or regressing to things they used to like when they were younger during a pandemic, they are probably suffering from Pandemic Brain.

A: My older brother is really stressed out from isolating, he started blasting mr. brightside by the killers last night for no reason. We're not in 2007 anymore!
B: Ah...sounds like he's got the pandemic brain

Pandemic Brain by Yung Doink October 12, 2020

Brainpan 

The part of the skull that encloses the brain.

Bullet to the brainpan. Squish.

Brainpan by Skalman January 13, 2010