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brian james tazelaar

the baddest motherfucker to ever walk the earth. anybody that says otherwise is a douche bro.
yo! I met brian james tazelaar the other day! I wanna grow up to be just like him, he is such a badass!

Brian James Schwartz 

BOOTY THICCCCCCCCCCCCC!!!!!!!!!!!
brian james schwartz is snatched

The Brawn James 

The Brawn James is a shitpost version of LeBron James. Derived from a hood-irony meme.
Fart: Did you see the new Hood-Irony meme??
Shid: Yeah, The Brawn James, pretty funny.

Brainjam 

A complex melody or a chord sequence that sounds brilliant put in a musicians head, but sounds bizzare when actually played in front fellow bandmates.
"Yeah, get ready for this next riff, its got like 2 measures of 5/4 then 1 of 13/16 then 2 measures of 7/8 at the end"

"Oh god you were brainjamming at work again weren't you, Steve"
Brainjam by ohgodwhat May 31, 2009

James Brian Kievit 

He's a middle school science teacher(and a pretty good one at that). He was in the 182nd Airforce Division for 4 years, until leaving and teaching at Tucson Country Day School.
That science class with James Brian Kievit was so fun, I can't wait for tomorrow. But I'll just call him Mr. Kievit
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026