Definitions by ohgodwhat
Brainjam
A complex melody or a chord sequence that sounds brilliant put in a musicians head, but sounds bizzare when actually played in front fellow bandmates.
Twaggot
Penned by Blognigger, a twaggot is a smug, self-congratulatory twitter user who obsessively uses the site to attempt to make witticisms and get closer to genuinely witty people they can vaguely namedrop in conversation. Unfortunately a twaggot can do neither successfully, so their foray into hip media outlets soon comes to a close when they realise they are not interesting or funny.