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Dirty Braiden 

Dirty Braiden spreading someone’s legs like Moses parted the red seas and doing a no looker 360 backflip perfectly into said ones body
It was crazy my guy I pulled a dirty Braiden last night
The other word for "LEGENDARY".

This kid called Braiden (or EoPBraiden) is a sexy ass mother fucker.
Person1: Omfg is that Braiden?
Person2: O Shit that is, quick bow down as he walks past us.
Braiden: Well hello ladies
Person1: I think i just came!?
Person2: I'm fingering myself now!
Braiden by Gouldy18 October 15, 2011

BraidenHoss.com 

A website that is not very common but you can both purchase items/memorabilia and get information related to the man, the myth, the leeeeggenddd…..Braiden Hoss the fifth. This guys a mondo silly popped stereotype writing to happen any given Sunday! I love this website but it needs more hype. *feeling down in my luck today*
Passionate bystander: Hey pops! Where’d you get that Braiden Hoss t-shirt and mug?

Pops the let down: wassup homie? What’s new?

Passionate bystander: POPS JUST TELL ME WHERE YOU GOT IT AND STOP LETTING ME DOWN!!

Pops the let down: hmph!! I got it on BraidenHoss.com where you can buy slick silly merch and learn valuable information fool, you stink fucking fool!
BraidenHoss.com by Bro Jake March 22, 2023
Amazingly Sexy. Best heart and personality, perfered with green eyes. Has an amazing heart sick ass sense of humor. Funnest craziest and most gentleman and undeniably irressistable. Into athletic activites and hard driven. loved by all, even by those who are retarded n dont like him
Man, check out that Bradden? He is some guy!
Bradden by bbyblues April 22, 2010
Braiden is one of the most funniest guys u will meet. A Braiden is really nice and funny. But he is very strong and independent as well. Don't let him find out you are picking on someone or you are going to end up dead. Braiden is very athletic and outgoing. No matter what he will always make you laugh. So Braiden is one heck of a guy!!!!
Person 1:Wow Braiden you are an awesome soccer player!

Braiden: why thank you, you are also awesome
Braiden by Luckygirl1010 May 12, 2018

Braiden Wood 

Adorable , sweet , quiet , shy member of the band Before You Exit - He's has pinchable chubby cheeks and a cute smile.

Plays lead guitar. He also plays keyboard.
Tallest member in the band.

known for his magic tricks , addiction to CoD , fear of heights his second name , MM Musician and Magcian and love for Chipotle

Oh and , his daughter's name is Holly xD
Person 1 : so how does Braiden Wood get a girl's attention and asks her out ?

Person 2 : Oh , he goes like "hey,wanna see a magic trick?" then he offers her a juice box , tells her his favorite animal and politely asks her to go Chipotle
Braiden Wood by asdfghjklbye December 7, 2011