babytard 

babytard is the youngest daughter of shaycarl; famous youtuber and vlogger who owns the shaytards channel. Famous throughout the world for being on James Blunt's CD album, she will proudly exclaim this every time she goes to Walmart.

Hobbies include 'hewicopta', picking her nose, sucking her thumb, dancing, gymnastics, and singing to the camera, with her most famous rendition being "when you're happy and you know-smile!"

babytard's personality is very bubbly, and although she is not always fully understood, she visibly shares a very strong bond of love with her parents and siblings.

Charlie: omg did you see babytard sing 'if you're happy and you know it' the other day? i was in stitches!
Noob: lol, what?

Shay: Babytard, are you picking your nose again??
Babytard: nooooo :)
*removes finger before returning to the mine 5 seconds later*

Katilette: Babytard, are you sucking your thumb again??
Babytard: nooooo :)
*removes thumb before returning it to mouth 5 seconds later*

babytard by charlieo:) May 1, 2011

Babytard 

The cutest child of the youtube famous family, the shaytards. She is the child of the world. She is the master of singing "if your happy and you know it". She is the only human who still looks cute while sucking her thumb and she will go on to rule this world one day.

Cool cat: Oh hey did you watch shaytards last night? It was so cute babytard sangif your happy and you know it! So precious!

Cool cat 2: I know! I could not stop smiling! Babytard always makes my day better!

Noob: lol wat u guys talking about? Whats Shaytards?

Cool Cats: ugh....

Babytard by Pseudonym27 November 22, 2011

Babytard 

Babytard is the youngest daughter of Shay-Carl & his wife Katilette. She is the cover imagine for English recording artist James Blunt's album "Some kind of trouble". The picture was taken by Katliette and Shay threw Babytard up into the air.

Sally: "Awww, babytard is so cute"

Babytard by SparrowHatter May 6, 2011

baytard 

1: Specifically used describe online tech support who act as if they are onimpotent, but end up responding to your problems with ridiculously worthless solutions.

2: Incompetent customer support staff who take an obscene amount of time to respond to your email - usually because they have absolutely no idea what they are doing.

Many "too big for their own good" web sites seem to hire a lot of baytards to run their customer support department.

baytard by WasInvincible February 19, 2006

Babytarded 

Prieviously intelligent people , normally women , who after having a baby become so fixated on the child that they are no longer able to carry a conversation or even comprehend one unless said baby is the topic.

Once Michele had the baby she was all " you must hold the baby , talk to the baby , what did you buy the baby ? " man she was drooling more then the baby , sad but she's now totally babytarded.

Babytarded by Atomic blast January 5, 2012

babetard 

A Barbi Doll type woman devoid of intelligence. Commonly seen in vlogging videos on popular viral video sites. First quoted by ScaryDAve / thechurchofdave in the song "I got tagged" in the verse "I...get annoyed by babetards...hot body with a head like lard....how bout you?"

That vlogging video with the hot, brainless, babetard gets millions of views but she just sits there and never has anything to say.

babetard by ScaryDAve thechurchofdave May 8, 2008

babyturds 

She is the most fantastic person to ever live.

I want to be babyturds because she is fashionable and I am not.

babyturds by babyturdsluva August 23, 2011