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A mixture of the name 'Bryanna' and the word 'retard'. Usually used commonly as a nickname mostly given to teenagers and juvenliles named 'Bryanna' who act retarded and silly.
Bryanna: Wow! This textbook feels so amazing...just like...um...a textbook! :D
Sammy: Shut your face, Brytard.
Brytard by ` b r y December 9, 2008
A combination of the name 'Bryan' and the word 'retard'. Commonly used as a nickname for people named 'Bryan', or any person who's name starts with 'Bry', who act retarded and stupid.
Bryan: Hey guy! Did you know that every 60 seconds, a minute passes in Africa?

Jack: Brytard at it again, spewing idiotic shit out his mouth, as always.
Brytard by singledinglewrinkle January 10, 2024
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A combination of the name 'Bryan' and the word 'retard'. Commonly used as a nickname given to people named 'Bryan', or anyone with a name with 'Bry' at the beginning, who act retarded and stupid.
Bryan: Hey guys! Did you know that every 60 seconds, a minute passes in Africa?
Jackson: Brytard at it again, spewing idiotic shit out his mouth, as always.
Brytard by singledinglewrinkle January 10, 2024
A word used to qualify a British 'person'. It is the combination of "British" and "retarded".

Britarded people often find their teeth to be disorganized and yellow.
- What's wrong with him?
- I think he's Britarded.
Britarded by Tufur February 26, 2022
Combination of "British" and "Bastard" or "Retard", usually used to express negative feelings towards a british person.
"That Britard just offended me! Look how drunk he is!"
-"I know, they're so rude!"

boytarded 

When a boy you like makes you act retarded.
Girl: Greg is such a hottie!

Friend: Why don't you go talk to him?

Girl: No way! He makes me all boytarded and nervous and I can't talk, I just ramble and act stupid whenever I'm around him!
boytarded by Kacie Lyn January 1, 2009

Bratarded 

When one is extremely deficient at removing the female article of clothing, the bra.
-"Oh my god, Aaron, it's been 4 minutes! I'll do it, you're so bratarded"

-"I don't think he's gotten much action. He was completely bratarded yesterday"
Bratarded by djgringo June 16, 2010
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