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A human being whom touches grass seldomly, plays terraria for millions of hours, and makes funny jokes
aw man quit being such a bradye! you need to go touch grass sometime!
bradye by floppycrackerz April 28, 2022
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Aaron Bradley 

Aaron Bradley is the type of person to end a 2-year relationship for a free big-mac at McDonald's.
Aaron Bradley:
A virgin simp who pretends to be bisexual in order to get laid.
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Fucking Brady 

No matter the situation, the score or whatever time is left in the Football game, New England Patriots QB Tom Brady will pull out the victory.
Patriots were down by 40 when I turned the game off. They came back to win with 3 seconds left. Fucking Brady!!!
Fucking Brady by will bitten October 29, 2017

brady typing

A common form of typing, in which the typist presses each key individually. Instead of relying on the memorized position of keys, the typist must find each key by sight.
"The script took forever to write due to his incessant brady typing."
brady typing by alancnet June 24, 2014

bradberry 

Synonym for idiot. Coined by Ethan Klein of h3h3productions.
What a bunch of bradberrys over here.
bradberry by Bob B. Bobertson July 26, 2016

Bradberry 

A word for doing something stupid or generally being mentally disabled

Often associated with social experiments (also known as a prank) which involve fear mongering or traumatizing people
1: I just bought an used iPhone off of Craigslist for $550
2: You're such a Bradberry
Bradberry by BaithovenShitNugget March 17, 2016

Bradley Martyn 

The mf plug. Bradley is known as the world's greatest (and possibly strongest) drug dealer. Known mostly for selling the finest black tar heroin, dabs, cocaine, and bud in the State of California. Bradley Martyn also owns a gym called Zoo Culture, most famously known for using fake weights. If you want to lift 1,000 pounds with ZERO training, you need to purchase a membership at his gym.
Bradley Martyn is the mf plug!! Hit him up if you need any drug on the market or want to lift fake weights
Bradley Martyn by Uncopyrighta8le January 29, 2020
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026
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