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Bradyphobia 

A stern unwillingness or inability to admit that Tom Brady is the greatest NFL quarterback of all time. Symptoms include downplaying his accomplishments, suggesting that he is a “system quarterback,” and stating that he is “washed up” despite posting excellent numbers beyond the age of 40.
Person 1: “Dude, Brady is washed up! No way he will play well in Tampa Bay. He’s a system quarterback who only won championships because of Belichick.”

Person 2: “Well he went 11-5 with 4600 yards and 40 Touchdown passes at 43 years old in his first season outside of this ‘system’ that he spent 20 years in. Sounds to me like you have Bradyphobia.”
Bradyphobia by oceanman4343 February 7, 2021
Related Words

Bradyesque 

Demonstrating clear immature sportsmanship behaviors following a sporting event which is considered unfavorable for the player
"Dude, you abstained from shaking his hand just because you lost? That's Bradyesque."
Bradyesque by Master sage February 26, 2021

T Bradyed 

Used by some players in Call of Duty 4 and in other first person shooters, T Bradyed is when someone launches a grenade into the sky that travels across the map to kill an enemy or two. It is considered an epic win when performed correctly.
*Launches grenade into sky across the map, gets a kill*

"That bitch just got T Bradyed!"
T Bradyed by Scz October 20, 2008
The act of getting bradyed:

When your girlfriend leaves you for another man or other country, ie cheated on or abandoned.
"Oh shit, Dan got full on Bradyed!"

"Ahh, Nixon strikes again, he Bradyed that poor guy..."

"Your girl left to go to Scotland? Damn dude, what a Brady."
Bradyed by MpChef December 1, 2021
A human being whom touches grass seldomly, plays terraria for millions of hours, and makes funny jokes
aw man quit being such a bradye! you need to go touch grass sometime!
bradye by floppycrackerz April 28, 2022

Bradyphobia 

A pathological fear of empty blue eyes that stare into your soul, eating away at your mind like a parasite.
Girl: AAH BLUE EYES KILL IT
Boy: SOMEBODY HELP
Girl: I have bradyphobia

Boy: Me too
Bradyphobia by kidtickler164 July 28, 2022