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Short for butthole alopecia

When you see a nice hairless asshole.
Damn the girl must have bpeash”
bpeash by Best buds January 8, 2023
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Shorthand for the condition known as “butthole alopecia” when dudes are checking out that ass. Men love a hairless asshole on a hot girl.
“Bro that chick has a fat ass, you think she takes care of it?” Asked one bud… “Oh an ass like that? You know she got that squeaky clean Bpeash!” Said the other. “You’re right, smoother than silk” both buds concluded.
Bpeash by The Bud Boys January 17, 2023
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A bro I just hit a lick and got me some breash
breash by Arsavxy December 19, 2021
of or relationg to Bao Nguyen. the next step after beast. it is precisely 4512465978465 times better than a beast. if you are ever called a beasht, you are a god among men. can be used as a NOUN, ADJECTIVE, VERB, or INTERJECTION.
NOUN - Dude, that Tony kid is a beasht.
ADJECTIVE - Tony's football skills are beasht.
VERB - "Are you gonna beasht it up today, Tony?" "Oh, fo sho."
INTERJECTION - "I got a 100 on The Nooj's math test." "BEASHT!!!!!"
beasht by Chase Martin June 11, 2006
To have sexual intercourse with a quadriplegic person.
Last night I beashed with my girlfriend... Terry Schiavo
Beash by adsklasdlj February 4, 2009
Someone who has a personality so bad that you can't explain it with words.
Josh B. Is an asshole so he is a bleash.😊
Bleash by Kylee🤘🤘💪 June 15, 2016
kind of like bish but not
That beash ate my sandwich
beash by mollywizo April 9, 2020
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