by Best buds January 08, 2023

Shorthand for the condition known as “butthole alopecia” when dudes are checking out that ass. Men love a hairless asshole on a hot girl.
“Bro that chick has a fat ass, you think she takes care of it?” Asked one bud… “Oh an ass like that? You know she got that squeaky clean Bpeash!” Said the other. “You’re right, smoother than silk” both buds concluded.
by The Bud Boys January 17, 2023
