the junior version of guy points. these are points awarded for performing regular boy tasks like catching a frog, stomping on an ant pile, or getting a black eye. there is no such thing as girl points, but a girl can earn boy points for doing something a boy would do.
the movie "stand by me" is the gold standard for how to earn boy points. Gordy, Teddy, Chris and Vern all have enough boy points to last a lifetime.
by dmaestas September 5, 2009
Get the boy points mug.A system of points used by mothers for their little boys. The boy can save up good boy points to buy"chicken tendies". The mother can ask sexual favors for good boy points.
I have 30 good boy points. Each chicken tendie costs 6 good boy points. I can afford 5 chicken tendies. I need 10 to be satisfied. I beg mommy for more good boy points. She pulls up her skirt and says that if I can please mommy I will get 10 chicken remedies for free. I don't really like girl tinkle parts but I lick anyway. 10 minutes later mommy says that I did a good job. She says that if I play with her milk bags I will get barbeque sauce for free. I played and played and mommy gave me barbeque sauce. Now I have the chicken tendies to satisfy myself.
by Black KKK December 22, 2015
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Points are in which irrelevant under any other circumstance. Can usually be used to describe "Likes" on websites like Reddit, Instagram and Twitter.
It is a way to describe (Much like Brownie Points) to show something which has garnered a lot of appraisal but is irrecoverably invaluable to the actual discussion to the person using the phrase.
As well, it is more comically used in stories on 4chan whereas someone of lower social status describes a life of solitude with his parents or significant other who gives them "Good Boy Points".
It is a way to describe (Much like Brownie Points) to show something which has garnered a lot of appraisal but is irrecoverably invaluable to the actual discussion to the person using the phrase.
As well, it is more comically used in stories on 4chan whereas someone of lower social status describes a life of solitude with his parents or significant other who gives them "Good Boy Points".
DavidTheGnome32: I can't believe Israel bombed Syria, can we still call them both our friends? +10
StarrForceROKZ: They wouldn't of got bombed if they had Baby Yoda!!! +5999
Dare23@StarrForceROKZ: Good Boy Points only get you so far...
Mommy: You emptied all your pee bottles in the toilet! That's 50 Good Boy Points Anon!
Son: Yayyy!!!
Girlfriend: You took out the trash and did the dishes! 20 Good Boy points!
Boyfriend: Yay!!! More Switch time!!
Girlfriend: *Sigh* Perhaps you want to use them for sex?
Boyfriend: More switch! More switch!
Girlfriend: Fine... come along Jamal...
Jamal: Yuh.
StarrForceROKZ: They wouldn't of got bombed if they had Baby Yoda!!! +5999
Dare23@StarrForceROKZ: Good Boy Points only get you so far...
Mommy: You emptied all your pee bottles in the toilet! That's 50 Good Boy Points Anon!
Son: Yayyy!!!
Girlfriend: You took out the trash and did the dishes! 20 Good Boy points!
Boyfriend: Yay!!! More Switch time!!
Girlfriend: *Sigh* Perhaps you want to use them for sex?
Boyfriend: More switch! More switch!
Girlfriend: Fine... come along Jamal...
Jamal: Yuh.
by gondonka January 7, 2021
Get the Good Boy Points mug.Points are in which irrelevant under any other circumstance. Can usually be used to describe "Likes" on websites like Reddit, Instagram and Twitter.
It is a way to describe (Much like Brownie Points) to show something which has garnered a lot of appraisal but is irrecoverably invaluable to the actual discussion to the person using the phrase.
As well, it is more comically used in stories on 4chan whereas someone of lower social status describes a life of solitude with his parents or significant other who gives them "Good Boy Points".
It is a way to describe (Much like Brownie Points) to show something which has garnered a lot of appraisal but is irrecoverably invaluable to the actual discussion to the person using the phrase.
As well, it is more comically used in stories on 4chan whereas someone of lower social status describes a life of solitude with his parents or significant other who gives them "Good Boy Points".
DavidTheGnome32: I can't believe Israel bombed Syria, can we still call them both our friends? +10
StarrForceROKZ: They wouldn't of got bombed if they had Baby Yoda!!! +5999
Dare23@StarrForceROKZ: Good Boy Points only get you so far...
Mommy: You emptied all your pee bottles in the toilet! That's 50 Good Boy Points Anon!
Son: Yayyy!!!
Girlfriend: You took out the trash and did the dishes! 20 Good Boy points!
Boyfriend: Yay!!! More Switch time!!
Girlfriend: *Sigh* Perhaps you want to use them for sex?
Boyfriend: More switch! More switch!
Girlfriend: Fine... come along Jamal...
Jamal: Yuh.
StarrForceROKZ: They wouldn't of got bombed if they had Baby Yoda!!! +5999
Dare23@StarrForceROKZ: Good Boy Points only get you so far...
Mommy: You emptied all your pee bottles in the toilet! That's 50 Good Boy Points Anon!
Son: Yayyy!!!
Girlfriend: You took out the trash and did the dishes! 20 Good Boy points!
Boyfriend: Yay!!! More Switch time!!
Girlfriend: *Sigh* Perhaps you want to use them for sex?
Boyfriend: More switch! More switch!
Girlfriend: Fine... come along Jamal...
Jamal: Yuh.
by gondonka January 7, 2021
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