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boy points 

the junior version of guy points. these are points awarded for performing regular boy tasks like catching a frog, stomping on an ant pile, or getting a black eye. there is no such thing as girl points, but a girl can earn boy points for doing something a boy would do.
the movie "stand by me" is the gold standard for how to earn boy points. Gordy, Teddy, Chris and Vern all have enough boy points to last a lifetime.
boy points by dmaestas September 5, 2009
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Good boy points 

A system of points used by mothers for their little boys. The boy can save up good boy points to buy"chicken tendies". The mother can ask sexual favors for good boy points.
I have 30 good boy points. Each chicken tendie costs 6 good boy points. I can afford 5 chicken tendies. I need 10 to be satisfied. I beg mommy for more good boy points. She pulls up her skirt and says that if I can please mommy I will get 10 chicken remedies for free. I don't really like girl tinkle parts but I lick anyway. 10 minutes later mommy says that I did a good job. She says that if I play with her milk bags I will get barbeque sauce for free. I played and played and mommy gave me barbeque sauce. Now I have the chicken tendies to satisfy myself.
Good boy points by Black KKK December 22, 2015

Good Boy Points 

Points are in which irrelevant under any other circumstance. Can usually be used to describe "Likes" on websites like Reddit, Instagram and Twitter.
It is a way to describe (Much like Brownie Points) to show something which has garnered a lot of appraisal but is irrecoverably invaluable to the actual discussion to the person using the phrase.
As well, it is more comically used in stories on 4chan whereas someone of lower social status describes a life of solitude with his parents or significant other who gives them "Good Boy Points".
DavidTheGnome32: I can't believe Israel bombed Syria, can we still call them both our friends? +10
StarrForceROKZ: They wouldn't of got bombed if they had Baby Yoda!!! +5999
Dare23@StarrForceROKZ: Good Boy Points only get you so far...

Mommy: You emptied all your pee bottles in the toilet! That's 50 Good Boy Points Anon!
Son: Yayyy!!!

Girlfriend: You took out the trash and did the dishes! 20 Good Boy points!

Boyfriend: Yay!!! More Switch time!!
Girlfriend: *Sigh* Perhaps you want to use them for sex?

Boyfriend: More switch! More switch!
Girlfriend: Fine... come along Jamal...
Jamal: Yuh.
Good Boy Points by gondonka January 7, 2021

Good Boy Points 

Points are in which irrelevant under any other circumstance. Can usually be used to describe "Likes" on websites like Reddit, Instagram and Twitter.
It is a way to describe (Much like Brownie Points) to show something which has garnered a lot of appraisal but is irrecoverably invaluable to the actual discussion to the person using the phrase.
As well, it is more comically used in stories on 4chan whereas someone of lower social status describes a life of solitude with his parents or significant other who gives them "Good Boy Points".
DavidTheGnome32: I can't believe Israel bombed Syria, can we still call them both our friends? +10
StarrForceROKZ: They wouldn't of got bombed if they had Baby Yoda!!! +5999
Dare23@StarrForceROKZ: Good Boy Points only get you so far...

Mommy: You emptied all your pee bottles in the toilet! That's 50 Good Boy Points Anon!
Son: Yayyy!!!

Girlfriend: You took out the trash and did the dishes! 20 Good Boy points!

Boyfriend: Yay!!! More Switch time!!
Girlfriend: *Sigh* Perhaps you want to use them for sex?

Boyfriend: More switch! More switch!
Girlfriend: Fine... come along Jamal...
Jamal: Yuh.
Good Boy Points by gondonka January 7, 2021

abandonware 

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.
Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.
abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003
Word of the Day on July 11, 2026

Foot prisons 

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.
The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022
Word of the Day on July 10, 2026

cornholio 

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003
Word of the Day on July 9, 2026