Crystal Lynn Bowersox is currently an American Idol contestant. Born August 4, 1985 in Elliston, Ohio, she quickly captured the heart of the judges and the audience with her Joplin-meets-Raitt vocal plus the sincerity and honesty displayed in all her performances. She's considered the frontrunner in this competition as well as the sole female representative since the Top 5 was selected.
"Bowersox rocks!"
"Do you know why they call you Mamasox? Because you just schooled all those contestants!"
"Vote for Crystal Bowersox!"
When playing president and two people remain in the hand, the player with majority of their cards left plays there whole hand before the other player can place their one card, which is their last.
The large dink of K-bowes that all girls want and few can resist, this apendage can usually be found in such events as the burmingham booty call, the alabama hot pocket and sometimes even pussy cavemans have to experience this earth shattering event
Geeze Sally, I really got bowescocked last night it was amazing!
Holy smokes jimmy did u see the bowescock that Sally experienced when he burmingham booty called her!
Guy 1: dude my head is fucking killing me Guy2: does your ass hurt too?
Guy1: yea! Howd u know.
Guy2: u got bowersoxed, the same shit happened to me after seeing the gay pride parade