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Crystal Bowersox

Crystal Lynn Bowersox is currently an American Idol contestant. Born August 4, 1985 in Elliston, Ohio, she quickly captured the heart of the judges and the audience with her Joplin-meets-Raitt vocal plus the sincerity and honesty displayed in all her performances. She's considered the frontrunner in this competition as well as the sole female representative since the Top 5 was selected.
"Bowersox rocks!"
"Do you know why they call you Mamasox? Because you just schooled all those contestants!"
"Vote for Crystal Bowersox!"

Bowerson 

When playing president and two people remain in the hand, the player with majority of their cards left plays there whole hand before the other player can place their one card, which is their last.
"Awe man, you just pulled a Bowerson"

"Today in the lower library i pulled a Bowerson
Bowerson by Coopssss December 14, 2012
A sock worn by Andy Biersack. A really sexual sock. A other word for condom.
are you gonna wear a biersock tonight?
biersock by biersock January 8, 2015

bowescock 

The large dink of K-bowes that all girls want and few can resist, this apendage can usually be found in such events as the burmingham booty call, the alabama hot pocket and sometimes even pussy cavemans have to experience this earth shattering event
Geeze Sally, I really got bowescocked last night it was amazing!

Holy smokes jimmy did u see the bowescock that Sally experienced when he burmingham booty called her!
bowescock by jingyofshing-ee April 3, 2009

bowersoxed 

-the act of being a hippie pot head, tree hugging.

-to wake up with a soar asshole and a hangover
Guy 1: dude my head is fucking killing me
Guy2: does your ass hurt too?
Guy1: yea! Howd u know.
Guy2: u got bowersoxed, the same shit happened to me after seeing the gay pride parade
bowersoxed by rip-me-a-new-one October 23, 2009

Bowersox-ism

When an older fellow, says a word or phrase that most people would be flabbergasted to hear. But he has no idea what he actually said.
"Grandpa told me I had some real juicy cake at the dinner table." "Oh, it was just another Bowersox-ism!"
Bowersox-ism by TechieWechyTwoyWooy September 26, 2021