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Crystal Bowersox

Crystal Lynn Bowersox is currently an American Idol contestant. Born August 4, 1985 in Elliston, Ohio, she quickly captured the heart of the judges and the audience with her Joplin-meets-Raitt vocal plus the sincerity and honesty displayed in all her performances. She's considered the frontrunner in this competition as well as the sole female representative since the Top 5 was selected.
"Bowersox rocks!"
"Do you know why they call you Mamasox? Because you just schooled all those contestants!"
"Vote for Crystal Bowersox!"
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Bowersox-ism

When an older fellow, says a word or phrase that most people would be flabbergasted to hear. But he has no idea what he actually said.
"Grandpa told me I had some real juicy cake at the dinner table." "Oh, it was just another Bowersox-ism!"
Bowersox-ism by TechieWechyTwoyWooy September 26, 2021
this is the act where one is sexually assaulted by bowers. this occurs most at night time. once someone is spotted by the bowers... they cannot escape.bowers has been known to break down entire buildings just to get to his prey(children or animals). he is not to be messed with or you will be bowersed
'did you hear of the kid that got bowersed?' james asked. joe responded 'it was me?'
bowersed by jogger_the_victim September 3, 2022