bowersoxed

-the act of being a hippie pot head, tree hugging.

-to wake up with a soar asshole and a hangover

Guy 1: dude my head is fucking killing me
Guy2: does your ass hurt too?
Guy1: yea! Howd u know.
Guy2: u got bowersoxed, the same shit happened to me after seeing the gay pride parade

by rip-me-a-new-one October 23, 2009

Crystal Bowersox

Crystal Lynn Bowersox is currently an American Idol contestant. Born August 4, 1985 in Elliston, Ohio, she quickly captured the heart of the judges and the audience with her Joplin-meets-Raitt vocal plus the sincerity and honesty displayed in all her performances. She's considered the frontrunner in this competition as well as the sole female representative since the Top 5 was selected.

"Bowersox rocks!"
"Do you know why they call you Mamasox? Because you just schooled all those contestants!"
"Vote for Crystal Bowersox!"

by reddirtgirl May 7, 2010

Bowersox-ism

When an older fellow, says a word or phrase that most people would be flabbergasted to hear. But he has no idea what he actually said.

"Grandpa told me I had some real juicy cake at the dinner table." "Oh, it was just another Bowersox-ism!"

by TechieWechyTwoyWooy September 26, 2021

bowersed

this is the act where one is sexually assaulted by bowers. this occurs most at night time. once someone is spotted by the bowers... they cannot escape.bowers has been known to break down entire buildings just to get to his prey(children or animals). he is not to be messed with or you will be bowersed

'did you hear of the kid that got bowersed?' james asked. joe responded 'it was me?'

by jogger_the_victim September 3, 2022