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The large dink of K-bowes that all girls want and few can resist, this apendage can usually be found in such events as the burmingham booty call, the alabama hot pocket and sometimes even pussy cavemans have to experience this earth shattering event

Geeze Sally, I really got bowescocked last night it was amazing!

Holy smokes jimmy did u see the bowescock that Sally experienced when he burmingham booty called her!

bowescock by jingyofshing-ee April 3, 2009

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Bosscock

Das Gemächt des Bosses (Kollegah) höchstpersönlich, genannt Bosscock.

Altaïr: Der Bosscock soll mich penetrieren
Jason: mich auch!

Bosscock by ZHT3 Enthusiast August 23, 2021

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Bowcock

When a woman is giving a man a handjob and just before ejaculation she bends his erect penis so that he cums in his own face.

John was left nearly blinded by his own cum after Shelly gave him a bowcock.

Bowcock by Ruzzo September 29, 2010

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Bosscocked

The act of knee-sliding into another person with your genitals hitting them square in the face, ala Bruce Springsteen during his 2009 Superbowl appearance.

"Dude, did you see that camera guy get Bosscocked in the face?"

Bosscocked by dsquared43 February 2, 2009

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bowcock

n: a penis with a large, unidirectional curvature; usually due to its abnormal length

ron jeremy has a massive bowcock

bowcock by d-man December 11, 2003

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Bonestock

Something indescribably good like scratching tour awhile when it really itches.

Wow that scratch and sniff was bonestock!

Bonestock by Ooaa June 18, 2018

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bowersock

Best chill family you'll ever meet they enjoy talking and hanging out
Its good to be a "bowersock"

Bowersock is a last name

bowersock by bowersock/diehl November 24, 2020

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Bunhead

A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.

"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."

Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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Dutty

Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".

"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"

Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003

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