bottle shover 

a gay man who shoves bottles up his ass

"ohh steve hes such a little bottle shover"

bottle shover by Clitorasaur June 22, 2007

shower in a bottle. 

The first beer after a long day of hard work.

Describes what is felt after drinking the first beer after a hard day of work.

-Dude you need to stop at the store....
*why? We're a block away from your house
-I need a shower in a bottle.

Awwwwww.

i love these showers in a bottle. Best time of the day

shower in a bottle. by Full Status August 28, 2011

battle shower

A brisk freshening up including (but not limited to) application of perfume, quick cleaning of armpits, a change of clothes, or any other quick remedy aimed at reducing smells or sights that would indicate one's presence in battle.

Lorelai needs a battle shower to cover up the growing stench.

battle shower by Dense July 7, 2011

Shower Battle

The battle for hot water which occurs when more than one hot tap is running inside a house.

Upstairs Showering Man - 'Dude, I was just showering when it turned ice cold. No matter how hard I tried, I couldn't get any hot water to come out!'

Downstairs Showering Man - 'Yeah I was showering too, you obviously lost the shower battle'

Shower Battle by Benjois September 3, 2009