Botanica

The act of balancing oatmeal cookies on ones nose while fingering your grandfather's ass and masturbating two indian conformists who find nothing better to do then fart in jars and feed off the ass juice of preschoolers.

is wayne brady gunna hafta choke a bitch?

by chuck October 14, 2004

botanica

A sudden act of foolishness that's normally caused by excessive drinking and inhaling way to much ether...and of course, urine.

Last night I got the biggest botanica, and I for some reason I have bad breath.

by Randy October 21, 2004

botanica

Is the collective term used to describe a group of plants, or flora.

An easier word to enhance the most avid botanist, scientist, or environmentalist, and their written documents.

"Native botanica found on the islands that form Kiribati, are under threat from sea level rises."

"I referenced three new species of botanica on my expedition."

"This botanica is in full bloom today."

by Mr H20 August 23, 2022

Brotanica

A reference to the once mighty, proud, and indestructible vessel manned by only bros and homies that were fiercly loyal and would never have hesitated to take a bullet (or an iceberg) for each other. Like the Titanic, it was destined to suffer the same tragic fate. Pandora's box was opened on deck and a combination of a lack of respect, disloyalty, passive aggressiveness, jealousy, and backstabbing caused the ship to go astray, hit an iceberg, and sink.

Gangplank: Brotanica has sunk!
Miss Fortune: Poor Caribee, Heretic, and Rewgew all drowned.
Gangplank: Thank god for these lifeboats. At least we made it to paradise, but it's kind of scary being haunted by them from their watery graves.
Miss Fortune: Fortune doesn't favor fools!

by Yessica Ly April 21, 2013

Brotanical Gardens

A place where bros can walk around and take in nature as they discuss Dave Matthews Band and drink Natty Light.

'Hey bromigo, wanna go out to the brotanical gardens before we bro down tonight?'

'Yeah bro! We'll go brotanamo bay on that shit! Lemme get my croakies.'

by senojnayr November 20, 2011

botanical hedonist

Pseudo-intelligent slang for 'pot head'

Generally used when attempting to refer to the fact without directly stating it. Mostly used by people who don't feel secure in their use of the plant, and want to keep it on the down-low.

Tim's Father: Well, you know, I caught Tim smoking some marijuana the other day. It's been ages since I did it.

Bill's Father: I gotta admit, I was quite the botanical hedonist back in the day...

Tim's Father: Huh?

by doktorfunk October 5, 2005

Paradigm Shifting Epiphany of Botanical Knowledge

To smoke weed

I just had a paradigm shifting epiphany of botanical knowledge and now I have the munchies.

by Botanist420 July 31, 2010