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boston ass 

A large, pronounced layer of fat under the chin. Similar to a double chin but not anywhere near the girth. Usually found on men, sometimes women. Can be the result of excessive partying/alcohol consumption, over-eating or just being a fat waste. Has a tendency to strike men named Chris during college years.
Jek Porkins of Star Wars: A New Hope has the biggest boston ass I have ever seen. Kevin from The Office is a close second.
boston ass by Billy Swerski December 25, 2007
Words you can keep

Boston ass buster 

A benton but one step further, rough anal that causes tearing of the sphincter.
"If you are lucky tonight I'll give you a Boston ass buster"
Boston ass buster by Yessahh August 20, 2008

boston ass gobler

When you insert a Jameson covered potato into an Irish girls anus and then get her to shit it out into her best friends mouth whilst she's sucking on your penis.
Dude I saw my gal last week and gave her the Boston ass gobler, she's wearing a nappy now!
boston ass gobler by Dr Arse August 7, 2017

Boston Assachusetts 

Boston Assachusetts is a great place to eat beans!

Boston Assachusetts drivers are the most curteous and friendly in the nation.

I love living in Boston Assachusetts because the state abbreviation is ASS!
Boston Assachusetts by chopswood January 9, 2011

BOSTONMASSACRE 

Someone who likes men, or is a homosexual. The term was engendered at a communal meeting in Boston encompassing a plethora of Boston's more affluent population. There a kid named Kevin ran into the meeting room and began jamming a banana up his anus and another one into his mouth. Than a large black convict who escaped from prison came in and thrust his large genitalia into kevin's or BOSTONMASSACREx's anus alongside the banana. He than said his name was Kevin and that his XBL gamertag was BOSTONMASSACREx. The whole of the non gay group was very offended and from then on referred to BOSTONMASSACRE as a homosexual fag.
Kevin bends over and a large black man puts hius genitalia into his anus. At which point Todd says wow way to be a BOSTONMASSACRE, f'ing homo.
BOSTONMASSACRE by Jennifer Yorbawitz February 24, 2008
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Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
Word of the Day on September 5, 2026
(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
Word of the Day on September 4, 2026
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
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