As you are about to finish having sex with a woman, you pull out and instead cream all over her favorite teddy bear. Originates from Paddington Bear, a cartoon TV show.
by mort March 21, 2005
A true being of his times...a man that has beaten Steven Shaw to a bloody pulp, and has come back for more...he discovered a small island off the shore about 106 miles from Stein's Crib...he harvests his own batch of mushrooms, where he trips balls...hey Al.
by mort December 18, 2003
by Mort March 12, 2003
(adj.) - Coined by the infamous Evan Trask in one of his wilder moments of inspiration. Generally taken to mean something which is not only broken, but completely wrecked in a comical fashion. Can also be applied figuratively to a person who is acting strangely (see: Jordan Burch)
Man 1: "Ow, I punched myself in the face, and now my brain is borken!"
Man 2: "You're an idiot, Matt"
Man 2: "You're an idiot, Matt"
by Mort June 13, 2004
Sataian is the philosophical opponent of Jesaaron.
He has the Evil powers one would expect of the anti-Christ.
He also enjoys walking on the beach, maintaining his website, and music.
Oh, yeah, and he plans to bring about the apocalypse.
He has the Evil powers one would expect of the anti-Christ.
He also enjoys walking on the beach, maintaining his website, and music.
Oh, yeah, and he plans to bring about the apocalypse.
by Mort May 07, 2005
by Mort April 20, 2019