verb

The act of rubbing one's ass on the floor while placing hands in between legs to pull one's self forward. Most of the time booty scooching is performed in circles on carpets.

Usually done by dogs with itchy booties

-Bob: Dude my dog was really acting weird earlier today
-Hans: What was he doing?
-Bob: Rubbing his ass on the carpet and moving in circles
-Hans: HAHAHAHA thats called booty scooching, it's very common among dogs.
-Bob: Wow! Thanks I didn't know! Booty scooch!

booty scooch by BJHarder May 16, 2012

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Booty Smoothie

When you f*ckin a girl and pour liquified fruit in her *ss then nut, you mix it all together with ur dick and then pour it into a glass. Voala she drinks the delectable Booty Smoothie

Greg: Yo Gus, how was your time with Jessie

Gus: good man, I made her a booty smoothie

Booty Smoothie by RoaminGod6835 May 11, 2026

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Booty cheese smoothie

A booty cheese smoothie is when ones booty cheese is so thin when you’re eating it it seems like you’re eating/ drinking a smoothie. The taste is DELECTABLE!! It is so good and is arguably one of the best kinds/ textures of booty cheese. Someone can accidentally have this kind of booty cheese, or it can happen on accident. This can happen when you eat too much booty cheese at once, eat too much ice cream, have too much sex, not enough sex, or you eat too many cat dookies( although I wish it would be unlimited cat dookie eating because sometimes coming out the booty cheese smoothie stings really bad like when you eat hot Cheetos and your poop comes out burning and red.) anyways enjoy booty cheese smoothies on sundays!!!

Today I had the best booty cheese smoothie!! It was immaculate.

Booty cheese smoothie by Itswidebootywhitejessica June 4, 2020

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Scooch Booty

A female that has very flat butt cheeks. It looks like her behind is "scootched up" She's usually overweight.

Bitch if you don't get you're scooch booty ass on somewhere with that!

Scooch Booty by nickosarus April 16, 2011

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SMOOCHIE BOOTY

A girl who loves to smooch or kiss boys booty and loves it when makes him cum in his pants lol ok. A term made by diego E.

Hey smoochie booty u wanna kiss from me?

SMOOCHIE BOOTY by EliteroyalmoneyYT August 19, 2017

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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