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Boot Sex 

Boot sex, is a form of masturbation, or self gratification using typically a womans knee-high fashion boot for most fetishists. Or put simply, having sex with a womans boot or boots. And also, making love to a womans boot, or boots. In the absence of a female for intercourse/sex most boot fetishists will have sex with a womans boot or boots . Vinyl boots work best for this. As they do not absorb any moisture as leather boots (unless the leather is sealed properly) do sometimes and may stain. Also, boots with full length zippers work best. As they open the uppers of the boots up wider and guards against ejaculation onto bedding and such.
To girl friend on the phone on a trip; 'you mind if I use those brown boots of yours Hon? Kind of in a knot down there, if you know what I mean. So I'm going to have to resort to some boot sex to relief this'
A self thought of a heterosexual fetishist; 'struck out again tonight! And I'm not going without something tonight. Going to have to get it on with some boot sex with those boots I bought at Good Will'
Boot Sex by Vinylist November 24, 2014
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epic boatsex 

BEWAR OF GAME OF THRONES SPOILERS BELOW!!!

A meme originating from reddit after Game of Thrones leaks suggested that two beloved characters would have incredible sex with each other in season 7 episode 7 of the series on some sort of marine vessel. When the same script leaks came to be true of preceding episodes, it became more clear that "#EPIC BOATSEX" (or "BOATCEST") was imminent. As of August 21, 2017, the world awaits for the official airing of the episode.
Guy 1: hey bro stop shipping Jon and Daenerys, she's his aunt that's incest

Guy 2: STFU you fookin kneeler, #EPIC BOATSEX is happening whether you like it or not!!
epic boatsex by Bland212 August 22, 2017

Boot Sex 

Boot Sex, The making of sexual intercourse between to person's wearing boot's.
Travis and Crystal made hot passionate boot sex.
Boot Sex by Travis March 31, 2004
New Zealand slang mocking British people and the term 'butt sex'
oi loik bootsax" = "I like buttsex
bootsax by peturrrr November 2, 2010

Boovsexual 

Sexual Interaction With Boovs.

Not to be confused with Boobs.
After I watched Home, I was a Boovsexual.
Boovsexual by Boovian May 18, 2022

boobsexual 

Someone who is so obsessed with boobs,that all they wanna do is lather them up,and fuck them,for sexual pleasure and as a relationship.
Dude,you're such a boobsexual.
boobsexual by negrosboobscocks March 26, 2008
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026
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