Boot sex, is a form of masturbation, or self gratification using typically a womans knee-high fashion boot for most fetishists. Or put simply, having sex with a womans boot or boots. And also, making love to a womans boot, or boots. In the absence of a female for intercourse/sex most boot fetishists will have sex with a womans boot or boots . Vinyl boots work best for this. As they do not absorb any moisture as leather boots (unless the leather is sealed properly) do sometimes and may stain. Also, boots with full length zippers work best. As they open the uppers of the boots up wider and guards against ejaculation onto bedding and such.
To girl friend on the phone on a trip; 'you mind if I use those brown boots of yours Hon? Kind of in a knot down there, if you know what I mean. So I'm going to have to resort to some boot sex to relief this'
A self thought of a heterosexual fetishist; 'struck out again tonight! And I'm not going without something tonight. Going to have to get it on with some boot sex with those boots I bought at Good Will'
A meme originating from reddit after Game of Thrones leaks suggested that two beloved characters would have incredible sex with each other in season 7 episode 7 of the series on some sort of marine vessel. When the same script leaks came to be true of preceding episodes, it became more clear that "#EPIC BOATSEX" (or "BOATCEST") was imminent. As of August 21, 2017, the world awaits for the official airing of the episode.
Guy 1: hey bro stop shipping Jon and Daenerys, she's his aunt that's incest
Guy 2: STFU you fookin kneeler, #EPIC BOATSEX is happening whether you like it or not!!
A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.