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Boofball
A new age version of baseball, but with only a pitcher and a batter. The ball must be a stress ball wrapped in electrical tape, and boofed by a large white male for at least 2 days. Basting the ball in anal juices primarily consisting of unseasoned chicken residue will make it sleek and aerodynamic. The bat must be a Fisher-price wiffle ball bat, no wider than an ostrich egg. The ball must be hit up a 10 ft wide middle lane, and the pitcher must field the ball cleanly in order for it to be an out. If the ball gets past the pitcher, it's a base hit. If the ball leaves the field of play in the air in fair territory, it's a boof(homerun). Games are 5 innings minimum, 3 outs for each batter, and 3 strikes/4 balls.
"Hey Anthony, what are you doing tonight?"
"Oh nothing, just taking my daughter to a boofball game."
"Oh nothing, just taking my daughter to a boofball game."
Boofball by CLAPPINCH33KS13 October 15, 2019
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boosball
A drunken form of foosball, with many rules, slaps, and even debauchery depending on your level of intoxication and character or lack-there-of.
It's no beer pong, Thank God.
Requirements: 4 peoples, A shit load of booze, a regulation foosball table.
It's no beer pong, Thank God.
Requirements: 4 peoples, A shit load of booze, a regulation foosball table.
Tom: Let's get fucking plastered tonight.
Dick: I'd rather live up to my name and just play foosball.
Harry: Now, with this definition written, it's possible to do both with boosball! *thumbs up*
Dick: I'd rather live up to my name and just play foosball.
Harry: Now, with this definition written, it's possible to do both with boosball! *thumbs up*
booballusion
booballusion by Mendala February 22, 2015