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boosball 

A drunken form of foosball, with many rules, slaps, and even debauchery depending on your level of intoxication and character or lack-there-of.

It's no beer pong, Thank God.

Requirements: 4 peoples, A shit load of booze, a regulation foosball table.
Tom: Let's get fucking plastered tonight.

Dick: I'd rather live up to my name and just play foosball.

Harry: Now, with this definition written, it's possible to do both with boosball! *thumbs up*
boosball by BangN October 13, 2007
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boonball 

A game of basketball involving African Americans.
Tyrone is sure good at boonball.
boonball by Stance February 14, 2018

Boofball 

A new age version of baseball, but with only a pitcher and a batter. The ball must be a stress ball wrapped in electrical tape, and boofed by a large white male for at least 2 days. Basting the ball in anal juices primarily consisting of unseasoned chicken residue will make it sleek and aerodynamic. The bat must be a Fisher-price wiffle ball bat, no wider than an ostrich egg. The ball must be hit up a 10 ft wide middle lane, and the pitcher must field the ball cleanly in order for it to be an out. If the ball gets past the pitcher, it's a base hit. If the ball leaves the field of play in the air in fair territory, it's a boof(homerun). Games are 5 innings minimum, 3 outs for each batter, and 3 strikes/4 balls.
"Hey Anthony, what are you doing tonight?"
"Oh nothing, just taking my daughter to a boofball game."
Boofball by CLAPPINCH33KS13 October 15, 2019

fatty fatty boomballatty 

basically an annoying fat ass, that doesnt actually PLAY truth or dare...but forces everyone else to do things to make them suffer.
1: damn did you see that fatty fatty boomballatty at the bonfire?

2: yeah dude shes sooooo annoying

Brokeass BossBalla 

Brokeass Bossballa (also Guttaslime-Bossballa) is someone who has little or no money for most of the time, when they do have money it's generally a large sum which is blown within 24 hours. Despite being generally broke, the Ba-Bb (Brokeass-Bossballa) enjoys the life of a "balla" on a daily basis; in other words, every day is a raging party. This is generally achieved through the Ba-Bb charismatic character and "good things come to those who rage" mindstate, as well as women with credit cards and big bank accounts. As aforementioned, a Ba-Bb must periodically get large sums of money, which are quickly spent on party favors the Ba-Bb and those around him; drinks, durgs, new threads, concert tickets, etc.

Basically, a Brokeass-Bossballa is an unstoppable partying force with charismatic character and is exceptionally generous and gregarious. Despite being broke most of the time they enjoy the high life on a daily base.

The result of exceptionally intelligent and resourceful individuals choosing the life of a slacker/partyer.
Brokeass-Bossballa talking to a friend:

Ba-Bb: "Aye lemme sip on that henny man i'm broke as a joke"

friend: "Hell yeah sip away. How you broke you had like 1200$ on you when i see at the liquor store?"

Ba-Bb: "Yo you shoulda stuck around burned a zip down sippin on jameson's all night raged it."

friend: "Damn bro how do you do it?"
Ba-Bb: "I'm just a Brokeass Bossballa sonny. I wear my crown everyday."
Brokeass BossBalla by YungNutz September 24, 2011

bootsball 

Ladies form of 'Monday Night Football'. When the men are all together watching Monday Night Football, ladies will be getting booted in any form of intoxication they desire. Most desire marijuana, but booted can be any form of 'effed' up. Term was created by a group of girls on Gold street that love to get booted.
X: "Im so stressed out after such a long day of school! I hate Monday's"
Y: "Bootsball tonight to relieve the stress!"
bootsball by whoolee ette November 26, 2010

booballusion 

The illusion of having of having boobs
How do you like that booballusion?
booballusion by Mendala February 22, 2015
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