A new age version of baseball, but with only a pitcher and a batter. The ball must be a stress ball wrapped in electrical tape, and boofed by a large white male for at least 2 days. Basting the ball in anal juices primarily consisting of unseasoned chicken residue will make it sleek and aerodynamic. The bat must be a Fisher-price wiffle ball bat, no wider than an ostrich egg. The ball must be hit up a 10 ft wide middle lane, and the pitcher must field the ball cleanly in order for it to be an out. If the ball gets past the pitcher, it's a base hit. If the ball leaves the field of play in the air in fair territory, it's a boof(homerun). Games are 5 innings minimum, 3 outs for each batter, and 3 strikes/4 balls.
"Hey Anthony, what are you doing tonight?"
"Oh nothing, just taking my daughter to a boofball game."
"Oh nothing, just taking my daughter to a boofball game."
by CLAPPINCH33KS13 October 15, 2019
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"Hey you wanna play some football?"
"We can't. We can only play boofball because we're not real footballers."
"We can't. We can only play boofball because we're not real footballers."
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