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Boofball 

A new age version of baseball, but with only a pitcher and a batter. The ball must be a stress ball wrapped in electrical tape, and boofed by a large white male for at least 2 days. Basting the ball in anal juices primarily consisting of unseasoned chicken residue will make it sleek and aerodynamic. The bat must be a Fisher-price wiffle ball bat, no wider than an ostrich egg. The ball must be hit up a 10 ft wide middle lane, and the pitcher must field the ball cleanly in order for it to be an out. If the ball gets past the pitcher, it's a base hit. If the ball leaves the field of play in the air in fair territory, it's a boof(homerun). Games are 5 innings minimum, 3 outs for each batter, and 3 strikes/4 balls.
"Hey Anthony, what are you doing tonight?"
"Oh nothing, just taking my daughter to a boofball game."
Boofball by CLAPPINCH33KS13 October 15, 2019
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boofball 

football but not
"Hey you wanna play some football?"
"We can't. We can only play boofball because we're not real footballers."
boofball by johnwilkesgooch May 14, 2022

Boofball 

Tom A - “Down to play some boofball”
Slobbington - “Boof”
Boofball by Prottok July 16, 2022

Boofball 

Goofy, Lame ass n*gga
john- yall boys tryna hop on roblox.
deshawn- N*gga u a boofball
Boofball by John Jinglebottom December 4, 2023

boonball 

A game of basketball involving African Americans.
Tyrone is sure good at boonball.
boonball by Stance February 14, 2018

boobfall 

N. The act of tripping and falling onto a person's breast; face planting into their bossism. AKA "Funbags Airbags"
Omg man I had the best boobfall today. I tripped and landed into those melons!
boobfall by Dupuis May 12, 2013

fatty fatty boomballatty 

basically an annoying fat ass, that doesnt actually PLAY truth or dare...but forces everyone else to do things to make them suffer.
1: damn did you see that fatty fatty boomballatty at the bonfire?

2: yeah dude shes sooooo annoying
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