by Money Making Mali's November 29, 2016
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The Great Boomski is the biggest and the baddest deity out there. God saw this and he was pissed, so he had a fighting tournament. All the best deities were there; Sheba, Buddha, Ra, Odin, and naturally, the Great Boomski.
After fighting through the brackets of all the deities, God and Boomski end up in the finals.
Boomski tried to find some relaxation before fighting God, so he wanders into God's locker room and finds God's slam piece - and God only has the finest slam piece. God's slam piece took one look at Boomski and says "Why don't you bring over some of that Boomdick" and Boomski wasn't bitch made, Boomski was real thug, so he turned it out.
Boomski leaves feeling good and God comes in seeing his slam piece just demolished. God was angered by this.
The next day, Boomski is nice and loosened up, but God is frustrated. They get to the fighting ring and God was like, "Boomski! I'm going to beat your ass!!" but Boomski threw his flex up.
BOOM! Oceans, Mountains, Rivers.
He whips his dick out and it hits the floor of the ring.
BOOM! Rabbits, deers, jrafs.
He threw his dick over his shoulder and God knew he couldn't compete, so he turned away.
Boomski snapped his fingers and the finest slam piece joined him. They got on his intergalactic skateboard and rode off into space to watch over you, and to this day he still watches over us all.
The Great Boomski is the biggest and the baddest deity out there. God saw this and he was pissed, so he had a fighting tournament. All the best deities were there; Sheba, Buddha, Ra, Odin, and naturally, the Great Boomski.
After fighting through the brackets of all the deities, God and Boomski end up in the finals.
Boomski tried to find some relaxation before fighting God, so he wanders into God's locker room and finds God's slam piece - and God only has the finest slam piece. God's slam piece took one look at Boomski and says "Why don't you bring over some of that Boomdick" and Boomski wasn't bitch made, Boomski was real thug, so he turned it out.
Boomski leaves feeling good and God comes in seeing his slam piece just demolished. God was angered by this.
The next day, Boomski is nice and loosened up, but God is frustrated. They get to the fighting ring and God was like, "Boomski! I'm going to beat your ass!!" but Boomski threw his flex up.
BOOM! Oceans, Mountains, Rivers.
He whips his dick out and it hits the floor of the ring.
BOOM! Rabbits, deers, jrafs.
He threw his dick over his shoulder and God knew he couldn't compete, so he turned away.
Boomski snapped his fingers and the finest slam piece joined him. They got on his intergalactic skateboard and rode off into space to watch over you, and to this day he still watches over us all.
by EleanorFrisby April 15, 2021
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by SmackemZ October 9, 2006
Get the booskii mug.a term one uses when achieving maximum greatness. can also be used when completely destroying another in an specific event. only the greatest people can use this word. can also be exclaimed when reaching maximun alcohol consumption. (:
-dudee im so wasted!
-HA BOOMSKI MOTHAFUCKAAA
-HA BOOMSKI MOTHAFUCKAAA
by boomskilover13 November 4, 2009
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Get the Booskills mug.'Boomski' is frequently used in sales professions to act as a pronoun, interjection, or adjective. When leaving a voice mail you can use 'Boomski' as a fun way to start the message or it can also act as a sign off. In some cases 'Boomski' can also be used as a descriptive noun. When 'Boomski' is used as an adjective to describe another boomski this usually refers to a top performer.
"Let’s have a great week. BOOMSKI!"
"Nice call brother, that was a boomski close."
"You were on fire yesterday. You are the boomski to the boomski!"
"Nice call brother, that was a boomski close."
"You were on fire yesterday. You are the boomski to the boomski!"
by Dr. Davelectrom July 17, 2009
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