boogertaa

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boogertaa by boogertaa October 20, 2021

boogerwall 

The court case that was held 11 years after the Johnson family found boogers on the bathroom wall

gus did boogerwall

boogerwall by holyshitwhatthefuckitsjoe12345 April 28, 2020

Boogerwall 

A wall with boogers stuck to it. Typically crafted by children, near their beds.

Eww, Little Johnny made a boogerwall, with his boogers.

Boogerwall by porch mammal September 16, 2010

boogerjack 

To hijack someones belongings without the owner knowledge. In most cases the owner was not present during said hijack.

"Logan, did you boogerjack my pencil?" "No I think Steven was using it." "Steven did you boogerjack my mechanical pencil?" "The red one, yea I used it and stuck it in my bag when you werent here."

"I want my Donkey Kong Country cartridge back that you boogerjacked from my house while I was taking a dump."

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boogerjack by sackiller April 17, 2012

Boogerbeard 

A phenomenon caused when a human male is swimming and boogers or snot flowing out of his nose become lodged in his facial hair.

Did you see Paul jump into the lake? When he came up he had a boogerbeard!
antonyms: Boogerbukkake
misspellings; Booger beard, booger-beard, boogiebeard, bugerbeard

Boogerbeard by Joey Tcif January 24, 2015

Boogerdash 

1 Any activity that you don't want to go to or be apart of

2 A woman's mind game to trick her mate

My girlfriend asked me to go to her yoga class. "Man I'm not going to that Boogerdash with all those skinny broads!"

Her-Does this make me look Fat? MAN-"I'm not falling for that Boogerdash"

Boogerdash by fedup husband December 14, 2013

boogersnatcher 

In the telecommunications industry, a tool with a steel wire loop for pulling copper wires through a hole in a wooden fanning strip.

Hey Arnie! Got a boogersnatcher? Toss it to me.

boogersnatcher by Dan Drzewiecki February 11, 2004